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    Will we get Will Wood?

    Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?" Lawrence: No. No, man. ****, no, man. I believe you'd get your *** kicked sayin' something like that, man.
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    OT: Best Hawaii 5-0's.

    We used to watch Hawaii Five-0 almost every afternoon in Geary Hall (mid 80s) before heading to dinner. I vividly remember McGarrett’s tires screeching one episode when he was driving on the beach, and learned that there were three versions of his famous line. The most common was, “book ‘em”...
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    OT: Best Hawaii 5-0's.

    Yeah, but did you row at the Gaff and get pitchers of beer thrown on you?
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    Penn State may cut 49 majors

    It’s more like the sun. You know that Seinfeld episode with George checking out Denise Richards?
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    Penn State may cut 49 majors

    Dang! At least my students are all over 18.
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    Penn State may cut 49 majors

    Sorry, ro, but it was all I could do to not make myself out as the creepy old prof. Whether I am one or not!
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    Penn State may cut 49 majors

    Picture? I did everything in my power NOT to look! Of course I failed miserably at that, but at least class is over…except for today’s final exam (which is online).
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    Penn State may cut 49 majors

    That would be me. Things pretty much settled down until yesterday when she came to our last class on full display. Well, not “full” but you get the picture.
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    College Basketball 2025-2026

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    '26 THON Thread

    I literally have tears in my eyes watching these clips. So proud to be a Nittany Lion!
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    Need help with a cleavage issue

    It was more for the entertainment value.
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    Need help with a cleavage issue

    I need a clue
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    Need help with a cleavage issue

    I’d tell her she got my attention, and then I’d book a hotel room for me and my wife since she lost the bet.
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    Need help with a cleavage issue

    The cold weather provided me with a two-week respite, but that’s not far off from what happened yesterday when I was so focused on looking her in the eye during our conversation (very low cut tank top instead of a bathing suit). With so much direct eye contact, I wouldn’t be surprised if she...