Good job, Sherlock. Of course "he" is this dead celebrity. The joke is "about" the hot dog thing, using "him" as an excuse.
I'm sorry I wasn't "raised right" to not have a sense of humor and not make a joke that references a guy not one person on here actually knew.
Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back. I guess you don't make jokes about Ole Miss or stupid **** we say on the internet. Like complaining about hot dogs. That's what the joke is about.
Has nothing to do with the pretty, dead actor you wanted to ****.
Here's the best way to let "Scott" know what the "masses" are thinking.
Tweet "These hotdogs are total ****, and the cups smell like my grandmother's church breath! #hailstate." I bet the endzone made that very easy for everyone. #aheadofthecurve
Early word is
he ate one of the hot dogs at the game Saturday. But that wasn't what killed him. He emailed Scott to gripe about the frankfurter and received a prompt, courteous email and immediately suffered a fatal heart attack.
You'd think the people's voice would matter at The People's University (TM). We emailed Ross Bjork and asked him to visit our tent, and he did. I had a hot dog at the Vaught and it was fine. Even if it weren't, I can't imagine contacting the administration about a hot dog, but if I did and even...
If y'all are allowed
to claim we're all drooling racists because of the governor fighting integration 40 years ago, fairness dictates we can enjoy our titles 40 years ago too.
Also, what is "self-imposed" about having six SEC titles? I believe the SEC gave us those. Self-imposed is when your...
What are you talking about?
I've seen ONE 6-6 out of the many predictions.
I really don't know anyone who thinks we will be worth a **** this season, or probably next.
Of course, even a prediction of 6-6 would be less Kool-Aidish than declaring ourselves champions.