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    OT Ask the Pack —- Tires ..,

    Treadlife is one consideration. Handling/stopping in wet or icy conditions is another. A top of the line Michelin Cross Climate vs a cheap Chinese tire on a winding road in a rainstorm might be the difference in your loved one getting home safe vs wrapping their vehicle around a telephone pole...
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    OT - Mark Ruffalo is a terrible actor.

    Maybe, but my acting is still light years better than your message board posting.
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    O.T. Question for any of you older guys who may have taken a bad fall / spill

    Get it looked at and just as importantly documented. My wife slipped in a stairwell at work 15 years ago when she was less than half your age and didn't want to make a big scene about it as she was embarrassed. It hurt for a few weeks and was then fine for a couple of years. Eventually it caused...
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    Court says CFPB is unconstitutionally funded

    Me trying to decide who I side with in a dispute between another government bureaucracy and the payday lending industry.
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    Deion Sanders as our next coach

    They know who he is. The same way I knew who Mickey Mantle was when I was a teenager even though he hadn't played in 30 years. Say what you will about Deion as coach, but that MOFO is out recruiting everyone in the country dollar for dollar and it isn't even close. He'd pull in some awesome...
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    What's been the most surprising thing for this season after 6 games?...

    I'm Bill Shankley. I'm going to use this opportunity to turn over a new leaf. Going forward I will not be as obstinate and idiotic as I have been in the past. I must also admit that I have a very small penis.
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    Where art thou Engie?

    I am Engie. I'm going to use this opportunity to turn over a new leaf. Going forward I will not be as obstinate and stubborn as I have in the past. I must also admit that I have a very small penis.
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    Will Rogers SEC Now Interview

    Love young Will. He's grinning like Frodo Baggins after he leaves the hobbit pub in that video. I think he may be stoned on marijuana chewing gum.
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    Looks like Gisele is asking to be traded

    Is Giselle Portugese for Tammy? Asking for a friend.
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    Alright Pack, I’m in a predicament

    Go to your friend's wedding. Tell your brother-in-law you'll see him at the divorce. His or your's, no matter. And a word of advice, eat more steak son. It will make these trivial matters easier to solve.
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    Coach Leach needs 1 more top 25 win to tie Mullen

    It's not related to actual performance. The bitching is directly tied to extraordinarily high male estrogen levels and low self esteem.
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    Midnight Yell

    Tacky? Those people were gathered in our town to listen to their "cheerleaders" make corny insults about Mississippi State. I would suggest next time that the entire famous maroon band show up and play at full blast until their ears bled. Also, tacky is a word that is only used by ladies...