Recent content by LuciousBDragon

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    Do you remember how you celebrated your 30th?

    The 30th time I banged OP’s Mom, I celebrated by giving her a Sour Cream & Raisin Cream Pie.
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    Wisconsin is about to get violated

    As usual, Omaha will get nuts on they chin.
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    Follow travelers - favorite airports, least favorite airports

    Best - ATL (manages the extreme amount of people and aircraft movements better than anywhere else in the world. Triple landing procedures and end-around taxiways. Concourse modernization, etc.) Personal Favorite - SFO (picturesque and dual takeoff/landing procedures are amazing although FAA...
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    Wood ya?

    Wait….Arby’s actually utilizes a meat slicer? I thought the shaved donkey tongue came in a microwaveable pouch?
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    Adios boyz. Enjoy the alien invasion

    So…does the clock keep rolling during the invasion and just get added to more stoppage time?
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    you had one job

    I was thinking about if she was corded, the momentum away from the concrete pier would ultimately swing back right toward the concrete. A legitimate bridge jumping organization knows you jump between the piers. They also know cords & straps.
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    Wood ya?

    Sure, it’s > the Sarlacc
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    Anyone like eating sardines?

    Yes! On a cracker with hot sauce and even make poor man’s tuna salad with them!
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    How often do you replace your cell phones?

    In my business, I go through about 3-4 phones a day.
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    Worst thing your pet has ever swallowed?

    A sock and the fibers were tearing up the dog’s GI tract. Surgery cost more than the dog. Dog now has negative equity. This is how I learned the entirety of Veterinary school is learning how much to charge someone based on the amount of crying & tears the human has when entering the clinic.
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    Hubbing through Ohare tmrw traveler.

    Everyone knows the Lactation room in the middle of the E/F concourse is where you go to get your “pre-flight cocktail.” IYKYK
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    Can you name a place where you could see a plane fly over a train running over a car driving over a boat? 🤔

    “The fetish for being attracted to bridges is known as **objectophilia**, which involves emotional, romantic, or sexual attraction to specific objects, including structures like bridges.”
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    ***OFFICIAL*** HROT Refugee Processing & Introductions

    That tiger orange got you feelin’ a little Oompa Loopy or Donald J. Trumpy?