I’m sure I’ve probably been to Ankeny at some point, I just didn’t know it was Ankeny. I imagine there’s a crumbl cookie or two there, and a paved mixed-use trail system connecting the soccer complexes with the dog parks.
Well, well, well, look what caught my wandering eye! Thanks for the @ buddy! This is where everyone is now? It’s like a breath of fresh scotchguard in here!
I know this is a 1980s set of biases, but I still get guy from the future vibes from shaved head dudes. I used to get skinhead vibes too, but that went away.