Recent content by GoB1G

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    VOTE: Should a statue of IOWA's All Time Winningest Coach be outside or inside Carver?

    The only lasting memory Fran deserves at Iowa is the verb he earned. Caitlin drove to the basket, drew contact, jerked her head back and immediately turned to mccaffery to the ref.
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    Addie Deal enters transfer portal

    The land of cheese curds, beer and supper clubs seems like exactly the wrong choice.
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    Press Conference

    He’s a pompous little dweeb. I can’t listen to him because he says ‘anyways’. Anyways you want it, that’s the ways you need it. Anyways you want it. See how effing dumb that sounds?
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    GBR

    So In-Bred!
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    oops

    Get the eff outta here with your stupid Quad Cities USA, growin’ stronger everyday-Isabel Bloom-Kathy Sh-Boom-ground sausage pizza-Eugenia D’Ambrosio-Natty Scratch-Spike at the Mic-Nikki Knockers-North Scott 4-H-Paula Sands ********.
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    *****Ohio St vs Iowa Game Thread*****

    Is Ryan Day’s twin brother still coaching the OSU women?
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    Iowa ranked No. 17 in final AP Poll

    No, child. Not Kirk. It was Isaiah Jones that changed what could have been.
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    Hawks land P transfer Tanner Philpott

    I knew this nimrod would say this.
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    Are we done in the portal .....

    I thought we got the punter from Simpson.
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    Indiana next season

    They’ll always be really good with Cignetti, but they’ll no longer have the best college QB I’ve ever seen.
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    Indiana v Oregon

    The referee (white hat) looks like the guy at Jackrabbit Slim’s who announced Vincent & Mia’s dance competition on Pulp Fiction.
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    Why JF lost to Vanderbilt in the bowl game

    Judas Friest?
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    *****Nebraska vs Iowa Game Thread*****

    The Langmores deserved to lose because of Rhule’s stupid effing hat.
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    So, are we rooting for Nebraska?

    This is the only explanation for what Rhule must have been thinking: ‘How do I get even more immature, undisciplined, jack-jawing douche-bags to come to Nebraska? Wait, I know I’m in my 50’s, but what if I spin my hat around my big, grubby midget-head and try to look like a young punk. Hell...
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    So, are we rooting for Nebraska?

    I was thinking about it, but then I saw Matt Rhule’s hat.