Recent content by Double Oaked Juice

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    Unbeaten Team Tracker (17 Left)

    I keep forgetting that OU is an SEC club. Strange times we’re living in these days.
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    What’s all the Christian talk?

    This is so beautifully said, SBH.
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    Is it time to throw the bank at Andy Kennedy?

    I’m done with Cal. The guy is the wurst.
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    Kentucky selected as mamba program

    Exactly. Who among us has not yelled “Kobe!” while badly missing a deep three on the playground?
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    Celtics will come back and win this series.

    I think i’d rather have a Heat Nuggets series, presented by Chick-Fil-A.
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    Arterio Morris commits to Kansas

    This is exceptionally well said
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    Top ten programs right now

    Right now? Something like: 1. Duke 2. Kansas 3. Baylor 4. UConn 5. Gonzaga 6. UCLA 7. UK 8. Houston 9. Texas 10. UNC
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    So what does Chris Beard do next?

    Ain’t always that easy! Those girls may very well have pre-nups to the pre-nup. Could get very expensive for Chris.
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    Where is Barney??

    That boy is walled up inside the biggest pillow fort that this country ever seen.
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    Fan thrown out of Rupp (sign)

    Beautifully said. If you bump into Cal, don’t be shy. Let him know he should be interviewing real estate agents and movers.
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    Calipari Buyout Details

    Everyone (alumni, students, Mitch B, Mitch M, everyone in Lexington) needs to commit to hazing him at every turn. Let him know that he f’ing sucks, and his money is no good at your business. If you see him at Jersey Mikes, go tell him he f’ing sucks and needs to turn in his whistle.
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    Popovich complaining about NBA

    Boo hoo. Sad story. Black-American dad story.
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    Say what you want about Bill Self

    To be fair, a lot of us did the same thing with Trump. We held our noses and excused the indiscretions because we believed he gave us the best shot of winning. And it paid off in ‘16.