We have a member of the Fort that sounds perfect for what your dad wants! She's got a few DUIs from her days as a bus driver, but also pole dances so that's good depending on how uptight your dad is. Idk if it's a deal breaker, but she's also a mentally ill man who is obsessed with Christopher "Biggie Smalls" Balas. Plz DM me if you're interested, she has to request out of state travel from her probation officer.