That is not an absurd hypothetical nor what the true intent of the 14th amendment. Two Chinese students I knew at Clemson had to report quarterly to a CCP liaison.
its not absurd when it is totally feasible for that to happen. The constitution is a wet blanket that is wholly ineffective when...
So a woman from China can fly to Guam, give birth, return to China, raise the kid in China, and when he/she turns 35, he/she can run for President. Common sense would say this is probably not a smart thing to allow. Too little of that these days.