If you like light scotch, try Jura 10. It's very good and under $50 per bottle. If you're looking to try something a little unusual and complex, Glenlivet Enigma is absolutely incredible. A little more expensive though.
But what about those of us who are "done with sports" because they're too political but still want to come to a sports message board for astute political and legal analysis?****
I've had two clients who were arrested on possession charges who had seizure disorders. Both had been on dozens of legal medications that either did not help or only marginally decreased the frequency and severity of their seizures. Both swore that a few puffs of mj in the morning changed...
Your Honor, I'd like to have this admitted as Plaintiff's Exhibit "A."
Seriously, man, that sounds like it sucks, but you need to go to a doctor for advice, not a message board. You're a liability on the road if this is true.