Recent content by David Makalaster

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    About time for this...

    Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make...
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    Gilman next Cyclone assistant?

    All of this scuttlebutt makes Spencers' public execution of Ayala at SS that much more beautiful.
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    Big Ten Plus Subscription

    Worked fine for me, had to use a desktop however
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    Portal April 1st

    Did Shapiro ever announce where he's going?
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    Spencer 2026 World Team

    Spencer was better in 2017 than Luke will ever be. Not a close match.
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    Portal April 1st

    Winter wheat planting window closed around the time Endene wrestled his last match
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    Portal April 1st

    Never laid a hand on a woman, but have seen several that I probably could have justified. Married 16 years and counting and have a daughter. Massive virtue signal vibes here, I'll cheer for him if he lands in IC and dgaf if you do or don't.
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    Metcalf promoted to Head Coach at ISU

    Been a long whispered about side relationship (KD married) that he brought from VT. The Cyclone flavor of the one armed waitress.
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    Portal April 1st

    Must have never been around an unstable and intoxicated person. **** happens in the real world. Never had a woman try to take you out while she’s blacked out? Need to get out more Spooner.
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    Metcalf promoted to Head Coach at ISU

    FIFY. I wonder if Metcalf will get the same setup?
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    Portal April 1st

    I’d be on board with Ech. RS Bailey or use as depth if something happens at 33/41. Probably going to get crucified for this, but every situation has a story behind it and if you don’t know, don’t judge. He’s not a bad guy, actually liked him after spending a little time talking to him.
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    Coaching Staff Next Year

    Call it astute senses, but Metcalf isn’t leaving Ames. He’s the only guy respected around there and will be next HC based on what I saw and heard a few weeks ago at the Clone post finals reception that I was reluctantly dragged to.
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    Coaching Staff Next Year

    I stood next to Tom and Tony on the floor during the finals and they were chumming it up for a good 5-10 minutes. Passes the eye test
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    Desanto and Lee

    Spencer Mat A
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    Penn St. PBP

    This is embarrassing
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