the post-count smack. I consider that even lamer than grammar smack. And I should know, since I apparently have 4000 posts since July, although I let others keep up with my post count.
I've never laughed so hard at **** on this board. This is one for the ages.
Oh, by the way, Derek the Douche, here I am:
and I'm fittin' to kick your ***, white boy.