Recent content by CHSWalters

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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    Hostility and anger? Lol I’m trolling extreme evangelical boomers who claim they know about the plans of a secret world order and are enlightening the masses on a football forum. If that is anger, then consider me furious. For such a top agent you definitely need to work on your profiling. I’m...
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    I may be but, he’s a goober and you’re a judgmental homophobic douche who says horrible things and then lies to themselves claiming it’s what Jesus would do. You’re the worst kind of Christian who makes it hard to real Christians to be friends with people in the world sinning, like Jesus...
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    And this is direct from your super secret tippy top informant from your time in the ultra special navy unit? Have you met bear-man-pig?
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    You know, sometimes you walk into a gas station and you hold a door for someone and you have NO idea that these wacky ideas are bouncing around in their head. Really makes you think.
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    First thing you said I could entirely get behind
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    I feel fine but I kinda have an overwhelming urge to have gender reassignment surgery and burn the constitution. Anyone else?
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    Just got the broadcast. @areeves were you raptured before the end times or are you still with us?
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    @areeves isn’t actually Allen Reeves is he? Because good lord if he is
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    After reading this thread there is only one conspiracy theory that I can be sure is true : @areeves is a plant by Chris to keep us from asking the real questions: what is wrong with our red zone offense?
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    Just out of curiosity, what percentage of you guys in this thread are getting targeted ads for essential oils, Wi-Fi signal blockers or in home faraday cage kits?
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    I need to hurry and wake up. Come 2:30 my vaccinated brain is going to be scrambled.
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    Wait, I’m going to hell for teasing a silly man on TI?? Man, Jesus is tough these days.
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    “Im a God-fearing Christian, repent the end is near!” And also “it’s coming right up your ***! “ 😩😂😂 you can’t make it up
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    @areeves FEMA emergency broadcast alert

    This is my favorite thread I’ve ever read on this site. Let’s do Soros next.