You jerry rigged your way into the bug league, being a weight bully for over 2 decades. Take away those easy titles and ya'll are riding on the back of Crest. I've obliterated your case with 3 sentences.
Now now...I recall Burns giving ya'll a thumping, then Reidsville, then Monroe. Thats about 3 in a row right there. You escaped all 3 of them playing in this new kiddy rec league and now you wanna beat your chest again. uh uh, not on my watch