Recent content by Chief Wiggum

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    Why did Mutual of Omaha build a giant penis downtown?

    If Lincoln can have one, why not Omaha?
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    Berke Enters Portal

    I get the sentiment, but he did nail a couple against Vanderbilt that we absolutely needed.
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    What was your favorite high school job?

    My best job - worked a summer for the Coors distributor in my hometown. I just rode on the trucks with the sales guys and hauled in the beer/kegs depending on what was ordered. It was a great job, I have been in every small town dive bar that existed in the late 80s in Western Nebraska. Guys on...
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    Anyone laying any cabbage on tonites game?

    i feel neb will control the pace o132.5
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    Is This the First NU-iowa Game That’s Actually Mattered?

    The only part of a rivalry that I guess i can relate to is I really hate losing to them. But like Scoop said, I am not jealous of them or wish we were like them. They are a low rent team and school with no real success and the fact they pwn us is why I hate losing to them. But I hate losing to...
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    Official F*ck the B1G March Madness Hate Thread

    Greatest thread evar
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    First Round Wagers

    Unders were 22-10 first round last year
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    New Super Ultra Mega Plus-sized Google center to Nebraska?

    Cliff Notes Pro: (1) More local jobs (2) Lots of tax money Con: (1) Environmental impact (2) Higher utility prices for locals
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    Ted Carter resigns from OSU

    "One last ride!"
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    Nebraska Baseball

    I'm not the person you asked, but Bend is amazing. Very sunny climate, dry...not really like western Oregon at all, more like Colorado. Mt Batchelor is close, great ski area. Downtown is super cool, lots of breweries and interesting stores everywhere. Only about 100k population, but if they like...
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    What’s the Best Way to Publish a Book?

    People on this board can barely read a book, myself included, much less know how to publish one.
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    Detroit's bowl game shuts down

    If I am not mistaken, Denver is building a new stadium with a retractable dome....would be a sweet bowl destination, the weather is often really really great in December - usually sunny 40s or 50s
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    OT: Switching from Mac back to Windows.. been 20 years or so?

    I have Zorin on one my home laptops, works well - feels Mac-y if that matters in any way. But if you have been exposed to Ubuntu, Zorin will feel very similar. I had a problem with Ubuntu updates basically rendering my wifi unuseable....no such issues in Zorin on the same hardware, very nice...
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    Malachi to his 3rd school

    Please post the long list of touchdowns he scored for us, thanks
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    Desmond Howard

    Like it needs to be said again...but holy **** he sucks. Trumpets Miami's 2 wins against SEC teams? That is more of an indictment than a selling point.