Boxcar Willlie was in Lubbock once.
Picked cotton for three weeks to get out of that hellhole.
The two things BoxcarWillie took from Lubbock was dirt in his nose and ears and Raider Rash
Boxcar Willie prays to the Lord Jesus Christ that is not you in the pic.
If that is, Boxcar Willie apologizes but you are about as beautiful as a burro drunk on tequila
Boxcar Willie went through Pittsburgh one time and had fifty people in 4 blocks ask me to buy a bunch of drugs I cannot pronounce.
Boxcar Willie don't use no hard drugs. Boxcar Willie enjoys fine green and the liquor. Don't need stuff I can't pronounce.
Boxcar Willie only likes underdogs
Give me OU.
They are like Boxcar Willie. Been through the hard life and came out smelling like cheap gin and stale tobacco.