I'm completely into it. My thought is that it's The Godfather with cowboy hats - the Boss's three children desperately trying to please the old man, and willing to do anything to make that happen; rival Boss trying to whack the Cowboy Boss. Lots of parallels.
It concerns me that Barney's job title was "assistant athletic director." I wonder if Freeze's defense is that Barney worked for Bjork, not Freeze, therefore, since everything that wasn't MSU's fault was Barney's fault, and that buck stops with Bjork not Freeze.
Who is this mythical "guy"? This "guy" that makes birdie on every hole and cards a 54 every round.
Best single round ever on the PGA Tour - 59. Lowest PGA tournament total ever - 254. Your "guy" finishes with 216 every tournament.