I shouldn't, but I'm going to help you out with a logical problem with your analogy. I think your argument should be that Iowa likes having sex with mediocre looking girls, while Nebraska likes to jerk off thinking about 10s from the 90s such as Cindy Crawford (admittedly used to be hot).
Agreed. I think most Iowa fans really want this one, myself included. However, it is the third most important game on Iowa's remaining schedule. That said, realistically it is probably the best opportunity for that 10th W.