Recent content by Battleship Texas

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    OT Dad joke: Why Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts?

    While being homeschooled, I took an apple tart to Detroit, Flint, and St Louis My mom had asked me to take pi to three dismal places I ate a Portuguese tart today, and got mess all over my face Still, your Mom enjoyed it, and said 'Obrigado' afterwards A guy is sitting a table in a restaurant...
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    OT Dad joke: Why Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts?

    There are a lot of jokes about tarts who are Moms that come to mind.
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    Joe DeCamillis hired as special teams coach

    True about kickoffs, but extra points are no longer gimmees. Any edge you can get if you really want to win.
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    Joe DeCamillis hired as special teams coach

    He spent nine years with the Falcons. Most places he went he stayed 3 years. He has mostly been a special teams coach, you just don't see them promoted often. Very specialized. When the Cowboys had the practice field collapse, he suffered fractured cervical vertebrae and had surgery to stabilize...
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    Joe DeCamillis hired as special teams coach

    DeCamillis was formerly the special teams coordinator in the National Football League (NFL) for the Los Angeles Rams for two seasons. Before that, he coached for the Chicago Bears, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Atlanta Falcons, and Jacksonville Jaguars.
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    Joe DeCamillis hired as special teams coach

    The Gamecocks are hiring veteran Joe DeCamillis as special teams coordinator, replacing Pete Lembo who was just hired as head coach at Buffalo (The university, not the Bills). DeCamillis was special assistant at Texas...
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    Texas - BYU

    This was totally BYU's doing, Texas had nothing to do with it.
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    Poor Husky Nation being dismantled

    But instead of being their third choice, he might have been first.
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    National Championship poll

    Washington isn't most West Coast teams. They have a top ten NFL draft qb, three NFL WRs and an offensive line that won the award for best offensive line. If Washington loses it will be their defense that lets them down.
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    A photo is worth a thousand words

    Here is Ewers girl friend Hannah Wade. She is gorgeous in real life, level 1.
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    Well, Maybe Texas can get it for us.

    Penix is really good.
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    Elko Hires Florida's Jay Bateman as DC at TAM

    Santucci is going to Duke with Manny Diaz.