Recent content by Augustus McCrae

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    The Walk Off Bomb from Big Lew

    Go to the 5:00 minute mark in the video. The shot of the pitcher standing there forlornly in disbelief and staring off towards left field while our guys celebrate behind him needs to be immortalized in a gif. It would bring me as much joy as the Manieri crow hop.
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    Ann Archer or Mercedes Rhule

    Two things can simultaneously be true.
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    OT: The Masters

    Pro tip: Get a chicken sandwich and a pimento cheese sandwich. Scrape the pimento cheese onto the chicken. You're welcome. Bonus: Grab some on your way out and if the place you're staying has a kitchen/kitchenette make a pimento grilled cheese chicken sandwich.
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    RIP, Robert Duvall…

    I’m still kicking’. Now go get me a *****. Dang. Can’t even say w h o r e on here.
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    On the Bright Side

    We don’t suck at kicking field goals today. We suck at everything else, but not at kicking field goals.
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    Merry Christmas- Anybody get anything cool?

    You speak the truth on this one. That orange track had what I can only describe as a reverberation effect. One swat actually equaled three or four.
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    How did you know that…..

    The worst spanking I ever got was when I knew it was coming and I did the thing that you do not do. I ran. Big mistake.
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    How did you know that…..

    When I heard the words, “Your choice. Mr. Brown or Mr. Black.”
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    Christmas time topic - what's your favorite/most memorable gift from your childhood?

    BB gun when I was 6. Got a single shot 20 gauge shotgun the next year. I still own both.