GYERO ARCHIVE

[UKwizard]

What is the Reds luck rating?

 

[BBdK]

You are what your record says you are.

-Bill Parcells

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Need to see the Reds' payroll before I decide how well they're doing.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

You are absolutely not what your record says you are.

-chumps

 

[catfan in loserville]

-Basketball goal shopping today. Probably more excited than G will be.

GOALRILLA ftw

 

[krazykats]

So based on that logic then we should also assume the Boston Red Sox are not making the playoffs, because their record today has them behind Tampa who we know is going to hold up.

I’m not sure what to tell you, but since Apr 9 they are 25-21 which over the course of a season translates to 88 wins. That is playoff baseball.

That is with Votto having 9 RBIs, no Scooter, No Alex Wood, a rookie manager, the offense struggling compared to individual stats over the years.


Again name the bet, I’ll take them making the playoffs.

 

[cricket3]

I think it's a safe bet that a 4 year old won't be that excited over a full size basketball goal.

 

[Brandon Stroud]

I'm happy with a Reds team that isn't a straight dumpster fire and has some likable guys, for the time being.

 

[mashburned]

The Reds are 5 games back, idiots. That’s unbelievable.

 

[drxman1]

Anth going with official regulation goal or the good old adjustable?

Tattoos are awful, imo. But to each their own.

Bring back the bourbon barrel trophy.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

You mean the reigning World Series champions that are currently 3 games over .500 after going on a 27-18 run the last 7 weeks?

 

[anthonys735]

I think it's a safe bet that a 4 year old won't be that excited over a full size basketball goal.

The kid shoots basketball nonstop. When we were at his cousin's house he shot on theirs for hours only able to hit 1 out 100 b/c he was too small. He'll love it.

Going with adjustable Goarilla most likely.

 

[anthonys735]

Had a dream I got 2 large tattoos on both arms last night. I janky Iron Man that I wasn't pleased with and was having redone and a large bird on the other. I don't mind tats at all but those two had me rolling around all night.

 

[drxman1]

A jive turkey most likely, lol.

 

[neilborders]

- If Boat’s wife knows who Ryan Lemond is, then she’s at least passively following UK sports. My wife knows who Cal is, and maybe 4-5 players that have been at UK during his tenure. That’s it.

- Krazy is offering to give someone free money, and nobody is accepting it.

 

[BBdK]

Put me down for $50 (or equivalent bottle) that the Reds miss the playoffs you krazy kat. In fact, go ahead and earmark one of your hated OWA for me, thx.


Should pair nicely with my $100 under 82 games joy with @assistbyhawkins[/USER}





Lol, have fun with that one Hank. One of the bigger pricks in Golf about to finally feel it.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Goalrilla and then you can host the GYERO JAM 2 on 2 tournament on 9’.

$50 a team
Winner take all

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Goalrilla and then you can host the GYERO JAM 2 on 2 tournament on 9’.

$50 a team
Winner take all

Speaking from experience ... you may want to make that 8'

 

[Geese Feeder]

Goalrilla and then you can host the GYERO JAM 2 on 2 tournament on 9’.

$50 a team
Winner take all

Me and Fields.

LESSSGO.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

9’ maybe a few GYEROs ago

This GYERO? This page? Yeah that’s an 8 foot rim.

 

[KingLlama]

I wouldn't put it any higher than a ladder, tbh.

 

[SAECATFAN]

8.5 it is. Any lower and Chad will be able to dunk, which I’m trying to avoid.

 

[JamesIII]

8.5 seems like a compromise, maybe I can team up with @K-GAR.

 

[krazykats]

Yes that OWA is a perfect bet. I’ve been meaning to flush it down the toilet anyway.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

I'll bite, Krazy. 100 bucks says the Reds don't make the playoffs.



EDIT: We got a deal?

 

[drxman1]

I’ll take Mike the bartender.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Listen, I can't name 4 LPGA golfers either (Lexi Thompson, Paula Creamer, Michelle Wie... and...) and the fact is that smoking hot gals who happen to be marginal golfers do a better job of marketing themselves on Instagram than the LPGA would ever be able to. BBdK's girl Holly Sonders being a prime example

 

[BBdK]

I had to unfollow her, man. She's absolute trash. :100points:

 

[krazykats]

Yes.

Since PTI is a scared ***** I’ll take these bets.

 

[legalbeagle123]

Shorts:

- Asheville in two weeks. Can’t wait. Any suggestions besides drinking a lot of beer?

Lots of cool waterfalls in the area. And there is a naturally formed water slide which is creatively named "Sliding Rock". Pretty neat.

 

[drxman1]

I had to unfollow her, man. She's absolute trash. :100points:

You’ll be back if a versus video emerges.

 

[mashburned]

Porta-glory trash!

 

[wcc31]

- Is it racist to joke that there are a lot of Asian golfers on the LPGA? Serious question.

- Speaking of, I’ll probably watch a little women’s World Cup.

- Won’t matter. I got Spud Webb hops, bruh.

 

[cole854]

So based on that logic then we should also assume the Boston Red Sox are not making the playoffs, because their record today has them behind Tampa who we know is going to hold up.

I’m not sure what to tell you, but since Apr 9 they are 25-21 which over the course of a season translates to 88 wins. That is playoff baseball.

That is with Votto having 9 RBIs, no Scooter, No Alex Wood, a rookie manager, the offense struggling compared to individual stats over the years.


Again name the bet, I’ll take them making the playoffs.

For the Reds to make the playoffs it will have to be a WC slot because they aren't going to overtake the Cubbies. And given that the Braves and Phils will lock up one of the WC spots w/ the other a division winner, that leaves one WC open....are the Reds going to overtake the likely candidates of the Brewers, Cards, or Mets? Not gonna happen. Scooter will help...Wood is irrelevant...Bell sucks...and the overall starting pitching is exceeding their typical expectations. And given their schedule between now and the AS break...they will be lucky to not be 10 out in the WC, much less the division.

 

[cole854]

- Summer Beer Rankings:

1. Hudy Delight
2. Miller Lite
3. Oberon
4. Mexican beer - of any kind
5. Kalick

That is pathetic.

 

[rudd1]

-i'll take wcc...and win.

 

[BBdK]

- Is it racist to joke that there are a lot of Asian golfers on the LPGA? Serious question.

It's racist to even ask. You're cancelled brah, and nothing you can say will change the fact that you are now forever a racist bigot.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

It's racist to even ask. You're cancelled brah, and nothing you can say will change the fact that you are now forever a racist bigot.

ME NO RIKEY

- Chad

 

[BBdK]

A simple test will get you through the rest of your life when making a joke: Is it about a straight, white, man? If yes, fire away. If no, keep it to yourself.

 

[ukalum01]

Can’t say where the Reds end up... but man they’re fun.