Learn hanging up on women when they talk about boring **** and then apologizing for your phone cutting out when they inevitably call back.
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Simpletons.
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#MeToo only takes you down if you apologize and vow to change your behavior. Larry and Donald Trump ain't apologizing for nothin'!
Apple Chargers are the only things I've ever found that Permanent Markers don't stay on.
Surprised you can even remember where you plug yours in.
I just pee on everything that's mine and growl at her if she gets near it.
You seriously write your initials on phone chargers? :joy:
You seriously write your initials on phone chargers? :joy:
-wife and 2 teenage daughters. Nothing is mine. Ive come to grips. Now you ******* know why i love fine socks/clothing...its the only luxury i get to keep for myself.
Ex: all dad wanted was a nice bath sheet for xmas last year. Havent seen it since January 11th.
Ex: all dad wanted was a nice bath sheet for xmas last year. Havent seen it since January 11th.
Do you all not have a drawer full of phone cords somewhere? Between the free ones that came with our phones and the 6 ft ones we buy on Amazon there's probably a dozen in our house.
I’ve literally bought extra chargers for almost every room in the house...and yet they all seem to disappear.
Found two in her purse one time when she asked me to get something out of it.
Let her use the mophie battery pack, haven’t seen it since.
Bottles the mind.
Found two in her purse one time when she asked me to get something out of it.
Let her use the mophie battery pack, haven’t seen it since.
Bottles the mind.
wtf kinda honky thing is a "bath sheet"?
Everybody has cords. The womenfolk steal the f***ing part that plugs into the wall and do god knows what with them so when you go to plug in your phone you've got nothing.
Wouldve liked to have had a chance to tie one on with rudd back when he was on the sauce
Wife and three daughters. Nothing in the house is mine, even though I own it and paid for all of it.
Exactly why I put hot sauce on all my food, so that nobody else will eat it.
*5 year old, about to wolf down a spoonful of my Cinnamon Toast Crunch*
"Is it spicy?"
"Yes, sweetie."
*5 year old dejectedly walks away*
I stay winning.
[smoke]
Exactly why I put hot sauce on all my food, so that nobody else will eat it.
*5 year old, about to wolf down a spoonful of my Cinnamon Toast Crunch*
"Is it spicy?"
"Yes, sweetie."
*5 year old dejectedly walks away*
I stay winning.
[smoke]
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You poors need to get phones with cordless charging.
I added the USB port outlets to every room in the house. Have 3 cordless bases strategically placed, no cords to deal with.
Darn Tough is worth the $$, love em. Wool socks all/eire for this guy. I have 5 pair of Western/Cowboy boots that I wear most of Fall/Winter, still can't find a good calf high boot sock and I've tried about a dozen brands. FITS is probably the best I have found but wear easily.
I added the USB port outlets to every room in the house. Have 3 cordless bases strategically placed, no cords to deal with.
Darn Tough is worth the $$, love em. Wool socks all/eire for this guy. I have 5 pair of Western/Cowboy boots that I wear most of Fall/Winter, still can't find a good calf high boot sock and I've tried about a dozen brands. FITS is probably the best I have found but wear easily.
ULAA endowment dropped from $24M to $13M in the last year, and these idiots think Petrino is going somewhere.
Pre-Exhibition Randos:
~ Threaded the needle perfectly, we're having a little lass for child number two. Asked my son what he was going to teach her and he said he was gonna learn her in wrestling. Child is starting to resemble Brax a touch too much for my liking.
~ I'm with whoever said Stoops is too stubborn to pull T(O)W. I also agree he deserves two shots to prove he can do it and then he gets the quick hook.
~ I'm geeked to see Nick Richards this year. Never saw much of a negative attitude out of him and always felt like he knew he had it in him but just couldn't put it together last year. He's going to benefit a ton by playing with and against Travis.
~ I hate politics.
~ I love Beam and coke red though, homie.
~ Threaded the needle perfectly, we're having a little lass for child number two. Asked my son what he was going to teach her and he said he was gonna learn her in wrestling. Child is starting to resemble Brax a touch too much for my liking.
~ I'm with whoever said Stoops is too stubborn to pull T(O)W. I also agree he deserves two shots to prove he can do it and then he gets the quick hook.
~ I'm geeked to see Nick Richards this year. Never saw much of a negative attitude out of him and always felt like he knew he had it in him but just couldn't put it together last year. He's going to benefit a ton by playing with and against Travis.
~ I hate politics.
~ I love Beam and coke red though, homie.
Yeah, wireless charging is great. I love holding a big wireless charging pad agains the back of my phone while I browse CatsPause and charge at the same time.
Obviously, my house is full of Anker wall warts, 6’ lightning cables, and power strips with USB outlets. And I have a dingus drawer in the kitchen with extrees for guests. As with any other annoyance caused by false scarcity, the instant I am inconvenienced by “running” out of a something, I immediately order more.
“Oh, you need me to run upstairs and grab the nursing pillow? Guess what, Dad’s going to treat all of us to a second nursing pillow, family. Also, please know that if you ever ask me to bring a nursing pillow from one floor of this house to another, I am well within my right to unequivocally ***** about the entire ordeal for up to three calendar days - at my discretion.”
Obviously, my house is full of Anker wall warts, 6’ lightning cables, and power strips with USB outlets. And I have a dingus drawer in the kitchen with extrees for guests. As with any other annoyance caused by false scarcity, the instant I am inconvenienced by “running” out of a something, I immediately order more.
“Oh, you need me to run upstairs and grab the nursing pillow? Guess what, Dad’s going to treat all of us to a second nursing pillow, family. Also, please know that if you ever ask me to bring a nursing pillow from one floor of this house to another, I am well within my right to unequivocally ***** about the entire ordeal for up to three calendar days - at my discretion.”
Just ordered a cowboy ribeye medium rare. Don’t want my food spit on.
They have women’s soccer on in the bar. I don’t really care about the game, but i can’t stop wondering if they all shower together afterwards.
They have women’s soccer on in the bar. I don’t really care about the game, but i can’t stop wondering if they all shower together afterwards.
recs on towel warmers been looking into? Seems like a winter lux I need.
Ill be in Indy with my dad which I never take for granted being able to live out the HOFJC era live with him. Until 5 shots or so and my 18 year old inner self needs to have the reigns pulled. Go cats.
Ill be in Indy with my dad which I never take for granted being able to live out the HOFJC era live with him. Until 5 shots or so and my 18 year old inner self needs to have the reigns pulled. Go cats.
I generally hate all commercials, but the Progressive “becoming your parents” commercials are pretty solid.
^of course. Only when I'm really sick.
-Maybe you teenage girls should grow the hell up and buy a damn Samsung and leave the isheep nonsense to the hens.
-Lagavulin 16 is the pinnacle of Scotch. Perfect amount of peaty smoke. Laphroaig is a little too heavy. Speyside are my go to. Cragganmore specifically is in the rotation.
-Maybe you teenage girls should grow the hell up and buy a damn Samsung and leave the isheep nonsense to the hens.
-Lagavulin 16 is the pinnacle of Scotch. Perfect amount of peaty smoke. Laphroaig is a little too heavy. Speyside are my go to. Cragganmore specifically is in the rotation.
* Scotch is ****.
* Weller....
Dorignac’s (grocery) has the best selection, and they’ve had it in stock every time I’ve been there.
Cure = James Beard winning bar a few blocks from my house has just about every bourbon you could want
Barrel Proof = basically has it as their well. $5 a drink, which truly makes me question their knowledge of the spirit.
* Read Hoge’s op-ed to promote his new book. Good god, man. This guy is a shockingly huge moron.
* Nobody orders “water” at the bar, they order “just a water.” Marcus W come with a “womp, womp,” and an apology for letting everyone down.
* If you want a pointless job barking instructions at people, then TSA is your place. Fuuuuuudge.
laptops must go in a separate container!
we’re keeping our shoes on today!
empty your pockets!
no water bottles!
this container is more than 3 ounces!
raise your hands above your head just like the figure in front of you!
i told you people to have your ids and boarding pass ready what the hell is wrong with you!
walk backwards to the sound of my voice!
hands interlocked on the back of your head!
your watch needs to come off too!!
:chairshot::chairshot:
* WS is the all time leader in charger hoarding. 90% battery or less and she’s having a panic attack. As we’ve all said for years....not sure how you put up with it, Little A.
* Weller....
Dorignac’s (grocery) has the best selection, and they’ve had it in stock every time I’ve been there.
Cure = James Beard winning bar a few blocks from my house has just about every bourbon you could want
Barrel Proof = basically has it as their well. $5 a drink, which truly makes me question their knowledge of the spirit.
* Read Hoge’s op-ed to promote his new book. Good god, man. This guy is a shockingly huge moron.
* Nobody orders “water” at the bar, they order “just a water.” Marcus W come with a “womp, womp,” and an apology for letting everyone down.
* If you want a pointless job barking instructions at people, then TSA is your place. Fuuuuuudge.
laptops must go in a separate container!
we’re keeping our shoes on today!
empty your pockets!
no water bottles!
this container is more than 3 ounces!
raise your hands above your head just like the figure in front of you!
i told you people to have your ids and boarding pass ready what the hell is wrong with you!
walk backwards to the sound of my voice!
hands interlocked on the back of your head!
your watch needs to come off too!!
:chairshot::chairshot:
* WS is the all time leader in charger hoarding. 90% battery or less and she’s having a panic attack. As we’ve all said for years....not sure how you put up with it, Little A.
Go buy up all the Weller and sell on the secondary Market.
Got nothing for scotch...
Did get into a bottle of Wathen's Barrel Proof tonight, which is one of only two bottles I keep in a separate cabinet and dont really offer to anyone. The other is a bottle of Tommy's Batch that will remain sealed until a really special occasion, or until Booker stops by the house.
Cool, rainy night here, rotating records with some Isbel followed by vintage Counting Crows.
Watched one episode of "Bodyguard" on Netflix, which they just poached from BBC. Pretty good if you can keep up with the fast-talking Brits.
Did get into a bottle of Wathen's Barrel Proof tonight, which is one of only two bottles I keep in a separate cabinet and dont really offer to anyone. The other is a bottle of Tommy's Batch that will remain sealed until a really special occasion, or until Booker stops by the house.
Cool, rainy night here, rotating records with some Isbel followed by vintage Counting Crows.
Watched one episode of "Bodyguard" on Netflix, which they just poached from BBC. Pretty good if you can keep up with the fast-talking Brits.
I just assumed Bodyguard was a remake of the Whitney Houston movie with the horrendous song. Never even looked at it because of the name.
I never want to hear that damn song again. It played 24/7 on the radio for seemingly 5 years.
I never want to hear that damn song again. It played 24/7 on the radio for seemingly 5 years.
Kevin Costner in the 90s had a real talent for making movies that presumably led to him sleeping with a rainbow of women. Whitney Houston, Elizabeth Warren, a fish lady, etc.
He's the Shaq of acting, basically.
He's the Shaq of acting, basically.
-Mid to upper 70s all week to start and finish the day for the next week.:sunglasses:
-Hobbies are definitely needed. That’s why I have a garden/farm and a full home gym. No need to run down to the local watering holes, Bobalu’s or the best/worst dive bar in the Keys, the Triple P (Purple Porpoise Pub) both located at the beginning of our neighborhood.
-Is Napa a cool place to go if neither of you are into wine? Or is that like asking if a couple that hates blue water and sandy beaches should go to the Bahamas?
-Hobbies are definitely needed. That’s why I have a garden/farm and a full home gym. No need to run down to the local watering holes, Bobalu’s or the best/worst dive bar in the Keys, the Triple P (Purple Porpoise Pub) both located at the beginning of our neighborhood.
-Is Napa a cool place to go if neither of you are into wine? Or is that like asking if a couple that hates blue water and sandy beaches should go to the Bahamas?
Watching British shows with closed captioning turned on FTW. Always feel sorry for the little elf that lives in the TV and has to keep up with all the talking, though.
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