GYERO ARCHIVE
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(If you haven’t already) I think you’ll really enjoy The Onion’s take on true crime podcasting, A Very Fatal Murder.
They nail it - down the sponsor reads.
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False, Booker. #FreeAdnan
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False, Booker. #FreeAdnan
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Strawberry sundae crunch or choco taco. Chipwiches are aight, but the M&M ones are :100points:Which one are you choosing?
I'm in the early development stages of a podcast with a non-gyero lawyer buddy. Lots to address, frankly.
Darius Bazley going to G League instead of Syracuse?!?
I guess don’t FAARRR CAL for not recruiting him after all.
I guess don’t FAARRR CAL for not recruiting him after all.
Ready Player One was pretty good. Very Spielberg.
Bomb Pop all day.
S-town started off good but ended up meh. Serial 2 was pure ****.
Bomb Pop all day.
S-town started off good but ended up meh. Serial 2 was pure ****.
S Town was a fascinating story, all around. Worshipped.
-What's the wedding DJ scene saying about Bazley? Shew wee I can't imagine ole Jimmy's tears & whining if that happened, LOL
Edit: looks like it's done already. LOLOLOL
-What's the wedding DJ scene saying about Bazley? Shew wee I can't imagine ole Jimmy's tears & whining if that happened, LOL
Edit: looks like it's done already. LOLOLOL
Assuming Bazley finally visited Syracuse. Give me D-League Des Moines all/air over that Chernobyl looking piece of f*cking landfill sh*t.
"Here's our Jiffy Pop dome, horrific weather, and bundled-up Yankee females."
(Sprints for Grand Rapids)
(Sprints for Grand Rapids)
Per Wiki, janitors score a 14 on the Wonderlic.
Also, per common sense, when you do the Heisman pose and fumble the game away after, you probably aren't going to score very high.
#endinggenerationalpovertybutalsogivingnotsmartpeoplelotsofmoneytospendatcheesecakefactoryandpossestuff
Also, per common sense, when you do the Heisman pose and fumble the game away after, you probably aren't going to score very high.
#endinggenerationalpovertybutalsogivingnotsmartpeoplelotsofmoneytospendatcheesecakefactoryandpossestuff
This rain can lick my grundle
No matter what you do, I think the key is having segments - even if they are a essentially a ruse. Otherwise you’re just another couple of rambling white guy ********, and there is no sense of progression to the content, IMO.
But what do I know, I’m just the auteur of the greatest film criticism podcast of all time, NBD.
I find books to be the best podcasts.
I mean unless you’re driving or walking in most cases.
I mean unless you’re driving or walking in most cases.
Boone Co 12yo single barrel is pretty good, IMO.
My boy Verlander on the mound:fire:
My boy Verlander on the mound:fire:
Looks to be "mixed" with port. Not sure what I think about that. I'm a huge fan of Angel's Envy that is finished in a port barrel. Let me know.
Actually talked to him last night. He said that kid and his whole family had to come live with him and his ex-wife several times due to electric being turned off, evicted, etc.
Kid has a couple of sisters and they can really use any money they can get. That was before my friend knew he was going G League. He was talking about how happy he was that it looked like he would be in the NBA in a few years.
Was kind of humorous, while at liquor barn this guy was asking for Pappy. The clerks kind of chuckled, no we don’t have any and don’t know when it’s coming. Was like he was trying to get a res at Dorsia.
I mention to him if he really wants it go to Justin’s House of Bourbon...but it will cost you.
I mention to him if he really wants it go to Justin’s House of Bourbon...but it will cost you.
Just got around to reading the Ringer article UCL linked.
Of the teams in the Final Four...
Percentage of shots taken from three point range:
Percentage of shots that are 2 point jumpers:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO EARN YOUR PAYCHECK, STATBOY JOEL JUSTUS
(I do think we'll look a lot more like this next year, tho.)
Of the teams in the Final Four...
- Only one potential lottery pick
- All are "system" teams "who play like NBA teams"
- Small lineups
- Spread the floor
- Shoot from most efficient spots on the floor, i.e., the paint and the 3 point line (so... no contested 18 footers?)
- 3 of the 4 are top 15 in the country in 3 pointers taken per game
- The other one (Loyola) plays slowly, but is 15th in the country in 3 point percentage (40%)
- 3 of the 4 are top 15 in the country in three point accuracy
- All 4 start a combo forward or a stretch 4
- 2 of the 4 start a stretch 5
- All 4 teams are top 20 in the country in assists
Percentage of shots taken from three point range:
- Villanova: 47%
- Michigan: 43%
- Kansas: 41%
- Loyola: 36%
- Kentucky: 25%
Percentage of shots that are 2 point jumpers:
- Villanova: 20%
- Kansas: 21%
- Loyola: 22%
- Michigan: 26%
- Kentucky: 38%
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO EARN YOUR PAYCHECK, STATBOY JOEL JUSTUS
(I do think we'll look a lot more like this next year, tho.)
re: BH dark rye. I liked it. Wouldn't work with bourbon I wouldn't imagine. But the rye I guess balances the sweetness of the port.
99.999999% of HS stars would have milked that for a good 3 minutes on the floor, complete with assistance from two managers to get back to the bench...maybe even being carried off.
I like the cut of that kid’s jib.
I like the cut of that kid’s jib.
I like Nova and I will be eternally grateful they crushed UNC's soul at the buzzer and they could very well win it this year again but over the last 5 years they have been boom or bust with 3 of the 5 years they are out in the second round to 8 seeds and a 7 seed. Not sure that **** would fly here.
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