Will be in Lexington Friday/Saturday morning for a board meeting, and have to leave immediately afterwards -- noon-- to get back in town for my kid's birthday the next day.
So the plan is to pick up a twelve pack about 100 miles out near Decatur, and consume most of same while listening to the pregame show. Will grab a pizza before I get home, so as to provide a plausible explanation for any beer that may be detected on my breath. ("Yeah, I had a beer while I was waiting on the pizza.")
Should pull in the driveway right at kickoff, fully lubed and ready for whatever terrible things I'm about to witness.
LOOK AT GOD WORKING.