GYERO ARCHIVE

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joeyrupption

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A month after we moved in, our neighbor lady was nice enough to warn us that someone was trying to break into their basement door one morning. This was around 7:30am on a weekday, on a fairly active street, with cars in driveways, and lots of walkers/joggers about - BLATANT.

That night, we got the IRIS system from Lowe's with aims of fully home automation. Later that week it was confirmed (by our neighbor's husband) that the robber was actually a raccoon (whom struck again).

After walking out the door without disarming the system for the twentieth time and sprinting back inside to stop the blaring, I turned off the alarm for a while. But, it was helpful in determining how long our dog walker was actually out walking the dog.

Summation: Would buy again to catch lying dog walkers in the future.
 

MaxPowerrr

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"Anyone know why the GYEROBAR (hottest place in town btw) has all those old AC units hanging from the ceiling? The jellyfish aquarium I get, but the AC units seem odd..."
 
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wcc31

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- We're too old for opening bars. Hell, Anth is even getting hangovers now.

- Anyone want me to punch PTI today? Speak now. I am making a list.
 

catlanta33

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Not to be insensitive but reading about Big Black dying and discovering they named their daughter Isis. Hmm.
 

BBdK

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Meemommie came to Evansville early in my Freshman year of college to take me to lunch...and suggested Hooters. Umm, are you sure? Yes, Stanley & I enjoy Hooters, I really like their food.

(later learned they were investors in the place, which made a little more sense I guess. was still kinda weird)
 
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(1) Hears that The Rock is considering a Presidential run.

(2) Laughs

(3) Turns on the news

(4) Thinks, "The Rock really has a lot going for him. I could definitely see that guy running the country."
 
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rudd1

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-people dont go to bad neighborhoods to steal ****.

-had a car stolen out of my driveway nye 2001...middle of a fart sniffing hood.

-neighborhood association hens sent out an email blast everytime a non-white or blue collar type is seen walking the streets. Helpful.
 

UKwizard

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Has my vote.
 

MaxPowerrr

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Someone in here went to Fyre Festival and I wanna know who.

Also, by the time 2020 rolls around it's gonna be a tough argument to make as to why The Rock shouldn't be taken seriously as a candidate. #LowerTheBar
 

MaxPowerrr

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The more this goes on the more I'm convinced that at some point in the 50s we invented time travel with some refugee Nazi scientists and Roswell aliens, went into the future and effed everything up.
 
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GrandePdre

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Would've been cool to have played Undertaker's music when they beheaded and dumped that p.o.s. overboard.
 

TransyCat09

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b rax lives in a smell your own farts neighborhood, but that's because it acts as an air freshener. What with the living amongst slopped hogs, unwashed hillbillies wearing BOD, and L&M red butts and all.
 
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