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Wodie sloot

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-I read an article that the big alligator has been around a long time (duh) and has become sort of a mascot to the golf course folks. I hope no one kills him.

-Brazilian cut bikinis. To do or not to do for Vegas? My *** is too white though.

-krazy, eating salads for the rest of the week doesn't help if you add ranch dressing, bacon, croutons and loads of cheese. Just FYI.

-The gals at work were this close to buying the stuff to do a Shakeology (or Beach Body or something) type cleanse. I talked them into just eating healthy and joining myfitnesspal. Explaining to them why my name on myfitnesspal is wodiesloot was funny. "My friends are the Wodie Crew and they call all girls sloots, so I'm Wodie Sloot."
 
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legalbeagle123

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MaxPowerrr said:
Sounds like the sort of thing the media might want to check out. Too bad there's been absolutely no reporting of viruses in Brazil. You should really tell someone.
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Can't wait for the **** show that will be the Olympic Games down there. Drove by the beach volleyball venue everyday and the spectator stands are all just piping with two months to go. Was there 5 days and saw actual people "working" on it one day. And by working I mean leaning on shovels basically.
 
UK_Dallas

UK_Dallas

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Wildcat Willy said:
Weren't you and Chief going on and on about the disaster that the last Olympics in Russia was going to be, too? I'll ask PTI.

(This time you might be right, though. Don't tell Casey.)
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I might have said something once or twice about a story I saw about a hotel not having fixtures but I didn't go on and on.
 
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PTI Anon1640710541

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If Brazil sends chief a memo, it will state something along the lines of "ps you can actually get laid here."

Whores. Lots and lots of AIDS-riddled whores.
 
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BBdK

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I love a theme/water park -- just can't deal with the lines on the days it seems like a good idea to go. We did a random trip to Holiday World a few summers ago on a Saturday, and it was an Hour+ for each waterslide. Touch that. We rode 3 rides and then drove right back home.

I guess the fast passes or whatever haven't made it to Indiana yet.
 
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Mossip

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Did you go to 8th Street? I used to always spank it to the latinas from that area back in the day. Did you run into Mike in Brazil?


*googles for early 2000's porn*
 
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PTI Anon1640710541

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That Deadspin blogger took it easy on Votto, imo.

Served lunch at the mission today. I have a bud that's there every day working for free, so I've gotten to know several of the guys staying there. Pretty crazy how normal a lot of them are.

Turns out wildcatadam and I share a lot of similar taste in music. What a gut punch. Slowly coming around on that guy, though.

"Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part." <-- might be my favorite businessy quote of all time.

Going to a Comedy Central stand up recording tonight. Wodie.
 
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TheShowKiller

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SAECATFAN said:
1. Play hard & physical
2. Schematically: competent coaching/limited penalties
3. Care as much or (gasp) more than the fans

I ***** a lot about silly aesthetic things (unis, turf, etc.), and they piss me off too, but those are the only 3 requirements I ask of UK football. I figured Stoops was good enough for 1 & 3 right out of the gate, and in time 2 would come around with experience, but to say I've been disappointed with the "culture" of his teams would be an understatement. The late season collapses are a product of a weak minded team, and that's what he fields. Dissension, apathy, selfishness... not winning traits of a program that already has the odds stacked against it.

Also, while I appreciate Stoops' hot-headedness/passion in a sense, he lets his emotions get the best of him and he has made irrational and costly coaching decisions as a result too often. He also tends to lose his focus in game; both lead to those game-ending sequences we've grown accustomed to (typically right before halftime).

I imagine he has the same tact with handling his players/personnel, which again is not productive as seen with the coaching defections and rumored "split" locker room.

Honestly, I really wanted him to be the guy, but I don't see it. Obviously a good DC where he is limited in his responsibilities, but not the one who can handle the massive job of running an SEC program.
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The weird thing about Stoops is that it seems like with recruiting, he and his staff are prepared, organized, and disciplined. He had a plan coming in and has seemingly executed it...as opposed to Joker and his staff who never seemed organized or disciplined at, well, anything.

But on the field and with overall culture, you nailed it. A complete 180. I guess the hope is that he's cutting his teeth and learning from mistakes...but the goodwill is gone, it's a "show me" year.

Jones keeps saying on his show that the Vandy game was the back breaker for Stoops and why the fanbase is collectively in a funk. I disagree. Vandy sucked, for sure, but the second half of the UL game is the game that will haunt Stoops if it doesn't work out. At some point, you have to beat your rival and to blow a 21 point lead at home with a bowl game on the line was devastating. Beat Vandy and go to a crappy bowl, whatever...beat a decent UL team and go to a crappy bowl ===> changes the collective mood of he program, IMO.
 
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Mossip

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So anyway, about UK football, you guys like POV coverage or more traditional formats? I'm a big POV guy myself.
 
anthonys735

anthonys735

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In like 36 hours I'll be with a drunk BBDk, ABH and newly released to the wild PTI. This was a bad idea.
 
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robvio

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Catain Stabbin' ?? I feel like I should be back in college, sneaking porn on the library internet speed. That guy can't be still making videos.

(Don't act like I'm the only researching this)
 
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Btothe4th_rivals376930

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Mike in Brazil founded Live Jasmin and retired a gazillionaire.

Had to google 2nd world countries to see if they actually existed. Who knew? Russia, China, the old Eastern Bloc, etc. The rowdy crew if you will.
 
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krazykats

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Wodie Sloot said:
-krazy, eating salads for the rest of the week doesn't help if you add ranch dressing, bacon, croutons and loads of cheese. Just FYI.
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No cheese, no croutons, a little bacon for flavor, and Rasberry Vinegarette w/Olive Oil.


PTI (pti) said:
"Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part." <-- might be my favorite businessy quote of all time.
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Rack x100
 
anthonys735

anthonys735

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B.B.d.K. said:
How did any of us ever manage before meeting such a mature and responsible person like Anth to guide us? #blessed
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Just dont let me get my finger cut off in a bathroom stall. Yeah I'm the responsible one in this group. I think everyone has made that clear. Sorry it offends you but lets be honest.
 
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Ribsandwhitebread

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Massage guy is still at the top of the pyramid. I mean he has pretty much "worked" with every single girl in the industry and yet they still keep coming in in droves thinking they are just getting a rub down and then all the sudden his pants are down and he's nailing them.

Guess they are naive.
 
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Strokin_Bandit

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This is your June reminder that both Jim McElwain and Butch Jones were top candidates for the football job before Mark Stoops came in and swept Mitch off his feet. Whatever.

* Maybe I got it right finally.
 
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