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GrandePdre

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-Yep, it's amazing any second/third/etc. kids even survive. Nobody does a thing for them.

One of my best friends has 5 kids, and my favorite memory of them growing up is of him whipping them up in a frenzy and running around the living room in a circle only to trip them and have them falling down laughing all the while, getting up, and running around some more.

Of course he's Canadian.
 
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drxman1

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Happy 513 day! Which one of you filthy animals signed me up for Reds ticket bulletins?

New sticks are in, excited. Hope my game magically improves.

Had a patient tell me he tore up his shoulder benching 330. I chuckled to myself. Told him I used to rep 300, he voiced no objection. Perceive that touch boi.

Sturgill on Monday, giggity.

Got a 42 day aged Ny strip ready for the grill. Mixing things up a bit.
 

BernieSadori

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Bob, you should go birzerker and buy a wagyu roll.

I'd honestly be scared to make them myself. Terrified I'd overcook one and hate myself for days.
 

GrandePdre

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Sturgill on Monday, giggity.

They actually released a few tickets for the Lexington shows today. I almost clicked on the very last single for Monday night 3 rows from the stage, but it was gone before I could make up my mind.

Still got 2 extrees for Sunday the 22nd in Topographyville. Looking forward to hanging with Bernie. Roll down with us.
 
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Century Cat

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Father Bradley was the principal at Owensboro Catholic my freshman year. He was the priest who officiated my sister's wedding 30 years ago. Saw him at Rupp Arena for the Boys Sweet 16 in March and spoke to him for the first time in decades.

And I still hate that he stays tied to the hip of that S.O.B. hypocrite by choice.

That's amazing.
 
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BernieSadori

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Anyone been woken up by a severe **** cramp in the middle of the night? Happened to me last night. Terrible feeling almost sleeping on the ******* while pissing from your butthole.

Slice...I just gave you an idea for KSR. You're welcome.
 
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That's good. Maybe I'll just do weekly posts about daily life problems of the middle aged UK fan.

Feature: Squatty Potty Makes Shitting Easier for UK Fans Across the State
 
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Big stuff tonight. The 35th annual Tchoupitoulas Barathon. It's a 6 mile, 6 bar, 6 beer race through uptown. No set course, just have to hit the bars in order. About 1000 people, and an infinite supply of debauch. Can't believe I skipped this the first 3 years. I'm all in tonight.

Tomorrow = pool. Lazy.

Sunday, a little Game of Thrones watch party. Definitely turning a corner, so to speak.
 

cricket3

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[laughing][laughing][laughing] I guess I forgot there's a real Jerry Tipton on Twitter.
 

drxman1

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Damn, so they really did put the Louisville game on a Weds night. Well, won't have to worry about buying tickets to that one this year...
 

JHB4UK

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May 29, 2001
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Great plan to keep all the UK fans out of the yum for that one! That will reverse the 1-8 skid!
 

UKStoleMyFish

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CRYSTAL BALL UPDATE:

Duke insider Chad Lykins (of Duke Insider) just switched his Bolden pick from Duke to UK.

(This would probably mean something if he didn't do the exact same thing two weeks ago before switching back to Duke.)

In other news, I don't know if Lamar Thomas can coach worth ****, but his willingness to talk trash to the UofL fans with room temperature IQs who engage him makes him a first ballot HOFer IMO.
 

Mattox

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Can't wait to post about this 10-15 times a day. I know everyone else can't wait to read about it.
 

Midway Cat

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Father Bradley was the principal at Owensboro Catholic my freshman year. He was the priest who officiated my sister's wedding 30 years ago. Saw him at Rupp Arena for the Boys Sweet 16 in March and spoke to him for the first time in decades.

And I still hate that he stays tied to the hip of that S.O.B. hypocrite by choice.

Father Bradley officiated mass at my church in Henderson for pretty much my entire childhood/adolescence. He married countless people I grew up with. He even came back to handle my grandfather's funeral after he'd moved on to another parish because they'd been so close.

And I still hate that he stays tied to the hip of that S.O.B. hypocrite by choice.
 
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drxman1

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I mean, I get the whole congratulations on your accomplishment bit, but kindergarten graduation, elementary graduation, middle school graduation...come on. Sure, pat on the head back, go get some ice cream...but this is participation trophy level crap here. Who ever failed kindergarten?

If you want it to really mean something, save it for high school. Hell this day and age, and damn bachelors degree is about worth what a high school diploma used to be.

Starting racking up degrees and salutations and I'll pay more attention.
 

wcc31

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WHEN I HAVE KIDS I WILL NOT ALLOW MY SON TO WALK AT HIS KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION AND I WILL PRY THAT FAGGY LITTLE PRTICIOATION TROPHY OUT OF HIS GAY LITTLE HANDS. YES SIR THINGS WILL BE DIFERNT WHEN IM A DAD

Just because you have to do something doesn't make it any less ridiculous, Super Dad.
 
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Strokin_Bandit

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My son got a participation trophy in basketball this year, but I let him keep it. You know why? Because he was the best f'ing player in the league and his team went undefeated.

Same thing in football. Not sure the whole league got trophies, but his team were champs. He made the game saving "tackle" on the final play. He gets to keep his trophy and championship t-shirt. He's a winner!

He just turned 6.

(What's worse, dads that do ^that^ or kids getting a friggin' trophy for playing a sport? Think about it.)
 
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