We're going for a "last five minutes of The Blair Witch Project" meets "the middle 45 minutes of The Goonies" type feel.
GYERO ARCHIVE
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Those McDAA practice vines/gifs/whatevers on twitter look like they're playing on 8 foot rims.
Sounds like Kaleya Jones is making a big impression. Always been a long, wiry athlete but his offensive skills keep improving. Dude is much better than most realize.
Drove back home and saw a barn that had fallen down. Mentioned it would be a helluva bonfire, my wife mentioned it would make a helluva headboard. Guess who stopped and got permission to rummage through a bunch of dry rotten barn wood in hopes of being able to knock out a DIY project for the sake of a hen post on facebook.
Should've kept your mouth shut, bub.
I'm convinced that they are substituting MLS pricing from Gary, Indiana for those Waco houses.
Chip: "Guys, I know it looks rough now but it is a 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath on 5 acres near downtown with great bones in the best school district in the city. I think we can negotiate them down to $15,000. That leaves us with $125k in your budget to shiplap the living eff out of this thing. Joanna will do it at 3 am, because, I mean she's Asian or whatever and will do that sort of thing. If you leave your sewing out, she will probably do that too. No promises, but a dim sum gratuity goes a long way, if you know what I am saying."
*** Chip puts on a conquistador helmet and spills fake dubloons all over the yard ***
Chip: "It's like free money you guys!"
Joanna: "Chip! You're so crazy! Suck in your gut, you sexy Spanish conqueror!"
Couple: "WE LOVE IT! SHIPLAP IT UNTIL ALL WE SEE IS HORIZONTAL LINES AND OLD FAKE BOOKS AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO ACTUALLY SET ANYTHING DOWN OR WATCH TELEVISION!
"IF YOU COULD INEXPLICABLY PUT HUGE LETTERS THAT FORM OUR INITIALS ON EVERY SURFACE THAT MIGHT BE USABLE FOR ANYTHING, THAT WOULD BE GRAND!"
Chip: "Guys, I know it looks rough now but it is a 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath on 5 acres near downtown with great bones in the best school district in the city. I think we can negotiate them down to $15,000. That leaves us with $125k in your budget to shiplap the living eff out of this thing. Joanna will do it at 3 am, because, I mean she's Asian or whatever and will do that sort of thing. If you leave your sewing out, she will probably do that too. No promises, but a dim sum gratuity goes a long way, if you know what I am saying."
*** Chip puts on a conquistador helmet and spills fake dubloons all over the yard ***
Chip: "It's like free money you guys!"
Joanna: "Chip! You're so crazy! Suck in your gut, you sexy Spanish conqueror!"
Couple: "WE LOVE IT! SHIPLAP IT UNTIL ALL WE SEE IS HORIZONTAL LINES AND OLD FAKE BOOKS AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO ACTUALLY SET ANYTHING DOWN OR WATCH TELEVISION!
"IF YOU COULD INEXPLICABLY PUT HUGE LETTERS THAT FORM OUR INITIALS ON EVERY SURFACE THAT MIGHT BE USABLE FOR ANYTHING, THAT WOULD BE GRAND!"
I can't wait to hear Ryan Lemond's take on Cal's class rankings tomorrow after Matt scrapes GYERO for content ideas this afternoon. A "double dip" with Tyler Thompson snagging it beforehand would be pretty cool as well.
"Guys, Cal has done a great job shiplapping this class together wait wtf does this even mean"
*Matt gives his class rankings*
"What do you think Ryan?"
Ryan: "I agree with everything you just said. Butts, poopy, farts"
The following are words, phrases and acronyms that Joey has used in the past few days.
Houzz
dogtrots
Est-based retro alt
imco
samples counter
nonce
ubiquitous capture
I consider myself a relatively smart fella, but reading his posts is like reading f'ing Mandarin.
Houzz
dogtrots
Est-based retro alt
imco
samples counter
nonce
ubiquitous capture
I consider myself a relatively smart fella, but reading his posts is like reading f'ing Mandarin.
-Only thing I don't like is the commercial break before the reveal. Great background TV though. The Flip or Flop girl is the hottest House Flipping bitty yet. SMOKESHOW.
-That's what I don't get about cord cutting. I can manage games, movies, shows but honestly 95% of time is channel surfing or simultaneously watching 2-3 shows at the same time. Last night I watched 'Parks n Rec' and 'The Great Human Race' without missing any time. Phenomenal.
-Are we going to address @Beavis606 just vanishing from GYERO without a trace? I miss that old curmudgeon. I harass him on twitter. Is there a story behind his disappearance?
-10 day looks WAF for the Spring honks. 8 of 10 days in the 60's and sunny only 2 with rain.
-That's what I don't get about cord cutting. I can manage games, movies, shows but honestly 95% of time is channel surfing or simultaneously watching 2-3 shows at the same time. Last night I watched 'Parks n Rec' and 'The Great Human Race' without missing any time. Phenomenal.
-Are we going to address @Beavis606 just vanishing from GYERO without a trace? I miss that old curmudgeon. I harass him on twitter. Is there a story behind his disappearance?
-10 day looks WAF for the Spring honks. 8 of 10 days in the 60's and sunny only 2 with rain.
Felt like an idiot for awhile when he started then I realized he's a Martian. Also, not convinced he is real.
He's done this before, and I don't particularly care for it. Beavis is a GYERO staple, and he needs to come home.
The wife has a cousin who works at a resort in Tahoe. Those people came in a few months back and apparently that chick is a complete c--t. I know it's shocking that a hot, rich, quasi-celebrity is a piece of ****. Hope everyone is able to adequately process this revelation.
I can absolutely see that. When she speaks it annoys me as well. However, she is really hot.
I'm assuming this shiplap **** was used more in the south? I've flipped dozens of houses, have 13 currently going, and I've never seen the ****.
My Mexicans demo guys did find a large sum of money in one of the walls, turns out it was chezoslavackian, and after they googled it, was totally worthless. If it hadn't been worthless, I would have never heard about it. My favorite find, a legit 12 inch black *****.
My Mexicans demo guys did find a large sum of money in one of the walls, turns out it was chezoslavackian, and after they googled it, was totally worthless. If it hadn't been worthless, I would have never heard about it. My favorite find, a legit 12 inch black *****.
If you mount it to the top rung of the ladder you won't fall off next time.
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Wenyen Gabriel is going to shiplap the hell out of the three position next year: versatile, functional, and classy.
So the CBI final, as mentioned, is a best of 3.
Last night in Morehead...then they travel to Nevada for Game 2....then, if needed, likely back to Morehead for game 3 (which is based on who had the better attendance for their home game)? LOL, that's pretty ridiculous tbh. Probably fun for the kids though, I guess.
If Sean Woods has a couple more 'good' seasons, wouldn't surprise me at all to see him get bumped up another level job-wise.
-People been sleeping on SKJ for awhile...like he didn't even exist in this class until the McDAA game. We've had quite a few of those types in our LOADED classes. WCS, Booker, and to a less extent, Young.
People get so excited about the 1 major star or two. Hell, I even remember Chad & I laughing about how little excitement/talk there was for Cousins simply b/c Wall dominated every preseason conversation.
Last night in Morehead...then they travel to Nevada for Game 2....then, if needed, likely back to Morehead for game 3 (which is based on who had the better attendance for their home game)? LOL, that's pretty ridiculous tbh. Probably fun for the kids though, I guess.
If Sean Woods has a couple more 'good' seasons, wouldn't surprise me at all to see him get bumped up another level job-wise.
-People been sleeping on SKJ for awhile...like he didn't even exist in this class until the McDAA game. We've had quite a few of those types in our LOADED classes. WCS, Booker, and to a less extent, Young.
People get so excited about the 1 major star or two. Hell, I even remember Chad & I laughing about how little excitement/talk there was for Cousins simply b/c Wall dominated every preseason conversation.
So just for future reference, if an idea comes from this thread (which some do since you guys are the best chat board in UK land), do I give you credit or no? Because in the past some have gotten mad when I do because it brings the "unwanteds" here...I am good either way, just let me know. The days of me feeling the need to fill my ego by suggesting I come up with every good idea ever have ended for me. I fill it now with much more petty things.
I feel Briscoe is likely to return now...doing the Draft thing but letting everyone know he is cool to return if he isn't a first rounder...and he won't be. Lee wants an excuse to go, but not sure he will find one.
Continue to hear not so good things on Wynyard in terms of talent...as I said on radio today, have been told by multiple people he is FARRRRRR below Humphries. The fans' obsession with him as some kind of prized stud they aren't seeing is kind of comical.
Bolden vibes aren't great but I do think the pendulum has swung too far in the other direction. My negativity only stems from the fact that generally speaking if the Lexington folks they are going to get someone, they know it. I can only think of one case ever (Wiltjer) where folks in Lex didnt feel great about it and still go the kid. Bottom line, when they get them, they usually know its happening. I don't get the sense that is the case now. Lot of worry that the mom really wants Duke...hoping that the push from the players this week makes a difference. The Drew news from yesterday is also negative, but not new....goes back a couple of months.
With that said however, it isn't like he has told anyone he is going to Duke. People get to all or nothing in these things. I still would bet Duke, but at the same time I do think it is slightly up in the air. We shall see. Wiggins picked Kansas about a week before his announcement after wavering for months...so we should see how it plays out.
Hearing there are two studs in the 2017 class that UK feels they will get quickly. Don't know names and haven't really followed the class yet, but that feels like good news.
People bummed about the loss but not devastated like last year....the issue was always UNC and thus seeing them the next round tempers the frustration a bit. The one that got away was last year.
Starting to think that unless a mystery job opens up, Kenny Payne will be here another year...thats good. I think Barbee would take almost any job that he has a chance for...not sure if one will come open though. We shall see.
With that, adios. Going to football practice this week for the first time. Hope its not depressing
Tug on your ear like Carol Burnett.
I just want you to know that we know you know we know.
Don't bring the untouchables here, please.
I am not a great basketball mind and you will never borrow an argument of mine, so I'm not really an authority on this - just razzin'.
Or reference a home office, a la Lettermen. It would be interesting to hear that stack up - but only for us.
Don't bring the untouchables here, please.
I am not a great basketball mind and you will never borrow an argument of mine, so I'm not really an authority on this - just razzin'.
Or reference a home office, a la Lettermen. It would be interesting to hear that stack up - but only for us.
I think that's good news for a couple reason. First, I think he's a guy who can really improve over the summer. I think he's a worker and will dedicate himself to improving his J. Secondly, it never hurts to have more leadership and intangibles. Briscoe has that in spades. Third, we need another perimeter player and Briscoe can help us a lot on defense, penetration and passing.
I would think the two would be out of this quartet- Vanderbilt, Richards, Petty and Young.
This is the thought process that pretty much every future divorce is rooted in.
If you share on the radio that I found a 12 inch black *****, I would like to be acknowledged.
I just want him to cite the usernames for comedic effect.
"I was reading GYERO this morning (give no explanation as to what that is), and UnfrozenCatFanLawyer, Crankdatmustard, and BBdK were arguing over..."
No explanation of what gyero is or any explanation of the usernames.
"I was reading GYERO this morning (give no explanation as to what that is), and UnfrozenCatFanLawyer, Crankdatmustard, and BBdK were arguing over..."
No explanation of what gyero is or any explanation of the usernames.
-I feel that way with Gabriel as well. I honestly forgot he was even in the class, just this morning. That's why I typed out the classes rather than list years. #spoiled.
-We don't need credit on air or blog. We have enough goons on ignore as it is. We'll just continue to antagonize you by insinuating(correctly I might add) that we are the real creativity behind the success.
-Figured the 13 class would get pushed down. I can understand that. I just loved that run.
-We don't need credit on air or blog. We have enough goons on ignore as it is. We'll just continue to antagonize you by insinuating(correctly I might add) that we are the real creativity behind the success.
-Figured the 13 class would get pushed down. I can understand that. I just loved that run.
Is spelling Wynyard's name incorrectly a running joke that's just completely gone over my head or is everyone doing it unintentionally today? TIA
Matt, I just want a show where you ask the callers who their favorite UK player is and if they don't say Jamal Mashburn you tell them they're wrong and stupid.
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