900-win club. No Iowa.. 🤣

[Towlie]

So let's say you're a 19 year old kid that is just starting college. Do you even have a memory of a victory against Iowa in Lincoln? Discuss.

 

[bigboxes]

Is that why Nebraska hasn't beaten them in Lincoln in 15 years?

Iowa sucks

 

[Towlie]

Iowa sucks

I don't blame you for not wanting to talk about it.
In all of your glorious history, has anybody ever put their foot in your *** at home the way Iowa has?
How many wins in a row did Oklahoma get in Lincoln?
How about Texas?
Colorado?
Iowa has seven. That has to hurt so I'll cut you a little slack my friend of few words.

 

[Towlie]

763 posts and now y'all don't wanna talk about it?

 

[Killersker47]

Dirty Cock Eyes..

 

[RBigredMax1]

763 posts and now y'all don't wanna talk about it?

Let’s talk about it in your board. Go wait for us.

 

[Anon1750875978]

Iowa is a bunch of cheaters. it's in their blood.

Nebraska even have a team for little league?

 

[Anon1750875978]

Let’s talk about it in your board. Go wait for us.

What do you expect when you have a thread with Iowa's name in it?

Of course you're going to have Hawk fans rubbing your nose in the dirt again.
MBB, WBB, football...pick a sport.

 

[RBigredMax1]

What do you expect when you have a thread with Iowa's name in it?

Of course you're going to have Hawk fans rubbing your nose in the dirt again.
MBB, WBB, football...pick a sport.

I expect Husker fans to talk about it. Do you have a ton of Husker fans talking on your boring board?

 

[HBK4life_rivals100467]

I expect Husker fans to talk about it. Do you have a ton of Husker fans talking on your boring board?

Iowa fans probably talk about the hot topics in Iowa. Meth, banging sisters and cousins. Girls BB. Talking about how gay it is to be a libtard like @FAGA. Football probably a distant 4th. Probably why all the Iowa tards migrate over here.

 

[Baxter48]

Iowa fans probably talk about the hot topics in Iowa. Meth, banging sisters and cousins. Girls BB. Talking about how gay it is to be a libtard like @FAGA. Football probably a distant 4th. Probably why all the Iowa tards migrate over here.

You forgot klan rallies

 

[Redscarlet]

What do you expect when you have a thread with Iowa's name in it?

Of course you're going to have Hawk fans rubbing your nose in the dirt again.
MBB, WBB, football...pick a sport.

For your information Nebraska Athletic programs finished 5th in the entire country,Michigan was ranked 3rd over all, 2025-2026.

Other B1G of note:
Oregon 18
Indiana 19
USC 22
Wisconsin 28
Clarkeyes 30
Illini 31
tOSU 34
Purdue 36
Minnesota 38
Washington 48

Now What?

 

[Anon1750875978]

For your information Nebraska Athletic programs finished 5th in the entire country,Michigan was ranked 3rd over all, 2025-2026.

Other B1G of note:
Oregon 18
Indiana 19
USC 22
Wisconsin 28
Clarkeyes 30
Illini 31
tOSU 34
Purdue 36
Minnesota 38
Washington 48

Now What?View attachment 1398465

For your information Nebraska Athletic programs finished 5th in the entire country,Michigan was ranked 3rd over all, 2025-2026.

Other B1G of note:
Oregon 18
Indiana 19
USC 22
Wisconsin 28
Clarkeyes 30
Illini 31
tOSU 34
Purdue 36
Minnesota 38
Washington 48

Now What?View attachment 1398465

The Big 3 sports with the most viewership, in most cases, are the ones people pay attention to.

In Nebraska, apparently bowling, volleyball, and softball are where Husker fans want to hang their hats.
And wear them backwards, like Matty.

 

[HBK4life_rivals100467]

The Big 3 sports with the most viewership, in most cases, are the ones people pay attention to.

In Nebraska, apparently bowling, volleyball, and softball are where Husker fans want to hang their hats.
And wear them backwards, like Matty.

The goats are lonely. Go handle it fruit basket.

 

[Redscarlet]

The Big 3 sports with the most viewership, in most cases, are the ones people pay attention to.

In Nebraska, apparently bowling, volleyball, and softball are where Husker fans want to hang their hats.
And wear them backwards, like Matty.

Bowling was not one of the criteria Dorkameyer.
Only 3 major Power 4 teams reached the post season in all 6 sports.
Texas,Tennessee and Nebraska.

They were:
Men’s
Football
Basketball
Baseball
Women’s
Basketball
Volleyball
Softball

Go back to your site and practice hand waving.

 

[Cruel Halo]

So let's say you're a 19 year old kid that is just starting college. Do you even have a memory of a victory against Iowa in Lincoln? Discuss.

Fallatio performed by your mother counts as anal. Discuss.

 

[Hawkmanic23]

No Iowa QBs on the list. Shocker.

I could see Chuck Long or Hartlieb making such a list. However, it’s just a list of someone’s opinion. Tebow certainly didn’t do much in the pros.

 

[Hawkmanic23]

If you were to just post on the threads about Iowa we might treat you better. Probably not much, but a little, maybe?

I generally do just post on Iowa-related threads (I don’t start any) here. However, I’ll consider your advice…I’m just ready for college football to start!

 

[HBK4life_rivals100467]

I could see Chuck Long or Hartlieb making such a list. However, it’s just a list of someone’s opinion. Tebow certainly didn’t do much in the pros.

It's a list of best College QBs.

 

[Redscarlet]

I could see Chuck Long or Hartlieb making such a list. However, it’s just a list of someone’s opinion. Tebow certainly didn’t do much in the pros.

Man, you R a dork. Long and Banks are just great QB’s in Clarkeyes lore nothing more, nothing less..

 

[Anon1750875978]

Bowling was not one of the criteria Dorkameyer.
Only 3 major Power 4 teams reached the post season in all 6 sports.
Texas,Tennessee and Nebraska.

They were:
Men’s
Football
Basketball
Baseball
Women’s
Basketball
Volleyball
Softball

Go back to your site and practice hand waving.

You seem angry and frustrated?

Gotta sting continually losing to a third rate team like Iowa.
Not to worry, I'm sure Troy Dannen, or whomever succeeds him next year will be developing a list of potential candidates for the next football HC!

 

[InMotion]

I have ignored all the Iowa trolls on this board that I know of. It's very simple to ignore them, but for some reason all of you still keep responding to them. Why? What am I missing?

 

[Cruel Halo]

I have ignored all the Iowa trolls on this board that I know of. It's very simple to ignore them, but for some reason all of you still keep responding to them. Why? What am I missing?

Agree 100%. I have most on ignore but allow myself to take a little swipe at them every so often.

 

[Towlie]

I have ignored all the Iowa trolls on this board that I know of. It's very simple to ignore them, but for some reason all of you still keep responding to them. Why? What am I missing?

Did you miss that this thread has 782 posts and is by far the most popular topic on the board, Nebtard? These folks live to talk about the Hawks.

 

[HBK4life_rivals100467]

Did you miss that this thread has 782 posts and is by far the most popular topic on the board, Nebtard? These folks live to talk about the Hawks.

It's actually highlighting our accomplishments while clowning on you dorks because you live on our board 24-7 because you're all lonely fruits.

 

[Towlie]

It's actually highlighting our accomplishments while clowning on you dorks because you live on our board 24-7 because you're all lonely fruits.

Maybe just try to win a game. That would probably get to us more.

 

[HBK4life_rivals100467]

Maybe just try to win a game. That would probably get to us more.

Maybe try to win a conference title. We're 2nd to Oklahoma in the country with 46. Or even better. A National title. Because the more you hicks yap on our board the more we're gonna clown you.

 

[Towlie]

Maybe try to win a conference title. We're 2nd to Oklahoma in the country with 46. Or even better. A National title. Because the more you Hicks yap on our board the more we're gonna clown you.

Great. I'll keep dropping by to let you know how bad you currently suck.
You keep firing up the way back machine with Mr Peabody.

 

[HBK4life_rivals100467]

Great. I'll keep dropping by to let you know how bad you currently suck.
You keep firing up the way back machine with Mr Peabody.

It's called history and a tradition of excellence. Iowa fans cant comprehend such greatness. Thanks for stopping by. Run along now junior.

 

[Towlie]

It's called history and a tradition of excellence. Iowa fans cant comprehend such greatness. Thanks for stopping by. Run along now junior.

I don't take advice from washed up losers.

 

[HBK4life_rivals100467]

I don't take advice from washed up losers.

Your entire fan base is inbred losers

 

[Towlie]

Your entire fan base is inbred losers

That foot in your asz stings, huh?

 

[HBK4life_rivals100467]

That foot in your asz stings, huh?

Better get to bed bunky. Those sheep aren't gonna foock themselves. #Iowachores.

 

[Towlie]

Better get to bed bunky. Those sheep aren't gonna foock themselves. #Iowachores.

C'mon. Your insults are as good as your line play.

 

[Redscarlet]

You seem angry and frustrated?

Gotta sting continually losing to a third rate team like Iowa.
Not to worry, I'm sure Troy Dannen, or whomever succeeds him next year will be developing a list of potential candidates for the next football HC!

Poor baby. Tough for you except we have a far better Athletic programs than you pee birds.

 

[Anon1750875978]

Poor baby. Tough for you except we have a far better Athletic programs than you pee birds.

Not really the case.

Football rules all ADs, and Nebraska has been crap for many years and counting.

But hey...the Huskers are doing well in recruiting.
And the fake "sellout" streak...

 

[HBK4life_rivals100467]

 

[HBK4life_rivals100467]

Man. Iowa just sucks at everything.

 

[Towlie]

Man. Iowa just sucks at everything.

Not at tea-bagging you.

 

[RBigredMax1]

Not at tea-bagging you.

So you like to put your nuts in other men’s mouths?