Hahaha.....
When in doubt the spelling police shows up. What a ******* clown.
Sir, we have a legal team to take care of that dumb ****.
LMAO
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Hahaha.....
When in doubt the spelling police shows up. What a ******* clown.
Sir, we have a legal team to take care of that dumb ****.
So, in that Lonely Island video I posted earlier, did you watch it and say "he's right ... his dad ISN'T a cellphone!"? I'd love to explore the depths of your stupidity ... but I'm not sure it can get much deeper than what you did here. So, tell the board the truth ... you didn't graduate from high school, right? I'm HOPPING you'll answer honestly.
I didnt watch, im not interested in you moving the goal post to try to salvage some form of reason.
Haha... I have a double major and a masters degree captain Dipshit.
There's no way. No way you went to college, even. I've never seen something as stupid as what you just pulled ... and that's including stupid comments from high school dropouts.
"Moving the goalposts" ... lol ... sparky, she made a joke, because "john" is another word for "toilet." She didn't actually mean "john" was derived from "toilet" ... you absolute buffoon. No one who is sane would describe that as an "inaccuracy" ... it was a JOKE. Holy hell.
Here's a tip the next time you want to lie. Someone who is IN college says they have a major ... or a double major. Someone who has GRADUATED from college says they have 2 undergrad degrees, or 2 bachelors. You're like the 40-year-old-virgin trying to describe what boobs feel like, because he's never touched them. "I have a double major" ... now THAT is an inaccuracy.
If it takes a novel to explain a simple concept you are doing it wrong.
Read em and weep bud.
** and I will really twinkle your toes. I have a plaque thats says "4 year NCAA letter winner".
If you think anything I've written in this thread is a novel, you have bigger issues than making yourself look like a special needs person by yelling at some woman for her joke, and claiming it's factually inaccurate, when she never intended it to be "factually accurate" ... you know, because it's a JOKE.
Read what and weep, sparky? Oh, and if you actually were a college graduate and you made the colossal eff-up that you did, it would be even worse ... for you, and for the institution that granted you a degree.
Lol, you mad bro.
Dont be a dipshit and I wont make fun of you. F.uck around and find out.
Do you have early onset dementia? You just embarrassed the eff out of yourself by making a ridiculous blunder, and you're out here unable to see how you effed up AND peacocking?! I'm starting to think you're actually special needs. I don't pick on folks who are actually special needs.
You are trying to make a spelling mistake on a phone a major issue to ignore the fact you asked a retarded question to start this all. Make all the excuses you need sir, im not going anywhere.
There is a reason im the reigning wpoty. I hurt the feelings of little beta f.ucks like you.
You are trying to make a spelling mistake on a phone major issue to ignore the fact you asked a retarded question to start this all. Make all the excuses you need sir, im not going anywhere.
There is a reason im the reigning wpoty. I hurt the feelings of little beta f.ucks like you.
You're unable to see I asked a question to expose your retardation. AGAIN ... the woman made a joke. No sane person would try to point out she wasn't factually accurate because she wasn't TRYING to be factually accurate ... she was making a joke. You are, clearly, one stupid mothereffer. Or insane. Or both? You go to magic shows and yell out that the lady actually wasn't cut in half, thinking you figured it out and no one else did.
Mocking your inability to spell basic words was just the cherry on top of your retard sundae.
The reigning wpoty? Congrats on being the Worst Person Of The Year.
It certainly is a show. Like Simple Jack. You should have heeded their advice ... never go full retard.
The saddest part of this is that I'm wasting all this material on you, and you'll never even get it.
You have no idea how deep the water you are playing is. You might be my new toy. Im in a bar in Nashville right now so Im not going to waste my night but lets revist this.
Pleasure to meet you sir, the names whiskey, and Im about to f.uck your face.
Lol, just let it happen. This guy is ****** but atleast it wont be one of you guys for awhile.
*******, just own the fact you’re pretty stupid. You know it. Everyone else here is figuring it out pretty quickly.
Oh yeah, “POST TITS!!!!!”
You have no idea how deep the water you are playing is. You might be my new toy. Im in a bar in Nashville right now so Im not going to waste my night but lets revist this.
Pleasure to meet you sir, the names whiskey, and Im about to f.uck your face.
Wait, wait, wait ... so your response to you getting embarrassed, intellectually ... is to come on to me?! Sorry, guy, I'm not going to judge you for what you do with other consenting adults, but that's not my thing. I know my intellect, humor and good looks are a pretty irresistible combination (and the success and money only add to the allure), but it's a no from me, dawg. Unfortunately for you, I'm only sexually attracted to women. Maybe go to some gay clubs, or bathhouses, or grindr. You'll find some luck there. Are you at a gay bar right now? Remember, be safe, get consent and have fun. I'll be your ally, if you stop being such an absolute tool, but I won't be your mate.
Well... the punchline of her joke was telegraphed from a mile away so it wasn't all that funny. Certainly not as funny as watching it sail far over your head. That was truly comical.