What's up with all the trashy conservatives on this board?

Hawked

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Y'all are angry and low class. Do any of you feel the least bit embarrassed with the keyboard diarrhea you post on here?

I have been trying to get trashier to fit in with some of them. Most notably miss piggy. Don't feel great about it. It (he?) did tell me to shove a corn cob up my a ss so I'm finding it's a long way to the bottom. I don't want to make any blanket Clemson/South Carolina jokes to alienate the majority who aren't like that "f aggot".
 
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Ktrain1969

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I have been trying to get trashier to fit in with some of them. Most notably miss piggy. Don't feel great about it. It (he?) did tell me to shove a corn cob up my a ss so I'm finding it's a long way to the bottom. I don't want to make any blanket Clemson/South Carolina jokes to alienate the majority who aren't like that "f aggot".
Yea, but he did teach you how to spell f aggot.
 

PalmettoTiger1

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Y'all are angry and low class. Do any of you feel the least bit embarrassed with the keyboard diarrhea you post on here?

I don’t like being a Conservative Christian MAGA America First Southern White Boy Straight Trump Policy Approving Opportunity for All Meritocracy Always

I LOVE BEING ALL IF THAT AND MORE

AND AS TO YOUR ATTEMPTS AT SHAMING ME AND PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND LIVE THE AMERICA WAY

YOU CAN THANK ME AND THE FOLKS WHO THINK AND LIVE LIKE ME FOR ALLOWING YOU TO THINK AND LIVE YOUR WAY I WOULD NEVER CHOOSE TO LIVE

I WOULD SUFFER DIARRHEA FROM BEING SICK OF MYSELF
 
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tigres88

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I don’t like being a Conservative Christian MAGA America First Southern White Boy Straight Trump Policy Approving Opportunity for All Meritocracy Always

I LOVE BEING ALL IF THAT AND MORE

AND AS TO YOUR ATTEMPTS AT SHAMING ME AND PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND LIVE THE AMERICA WAY

YOU CAN THANK ME AND THE FOLKS WHO THINK AND LIVE LIKE ME FOR ALLOWING YOU TO THINK AND LIVE YOUR WAY I WOULD NEVER CHOOSE TO LIVE

I WOULD SUFFER DIARRHEA FROM BEING SICK OF MYSELF
To our new Iowan friends: This is not satire, this is our racist grandpa at about a 5 out of 10 on his insanity scale if that says anything
 

AFM22

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I don’t like being a Conservative Christian MAGA America First Southern White Boy Straight Trump Policy Approving Opportunity for All Meritocracy Always

I LOVE BEING ALL IF THAT AND MORE

AND AS TO YOUR ATTEMPTS AT SHAMING ME AND PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND LIVE THE AMERICA WAY

YOU CAN THANK ME AND THE FOLKS WHO THINK AND LIVE LIKE ME FOR ALLOWING YOU TO THINK AND LIVE YOUR WAY I WOULD NEVER CHOOSE TO LIVE

I WOULD SUFFER DIARRHEA FROM BEING SICK OF MYSELF
@Easthawk1062 CHECK OUT THIS HOSS
 

Torbee

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I don’t like being a Conservative Christian MAGA America First Southern White Boy Straight Trump Policy Approving Opportunity for All Meritocracy Always

I LOVE BEING ALL IF THAT AND MORE

AND AS TO YOUR ATTEMPTS AT SHAMING ME AND PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND LIVE THE AMERICA WAY

YOU CAN THANK ME AND THE FOLKS WHO THINK AND LIVE LIKE ME FOR ALLOWING YOU TO THINK AND LIVE YOUR WAY I WOULD NEVER CHOOSE TO LIVE

I WOULD SUFFER DIARRHEA FROM BEING SICK OF MYSELF
Max Greenfield Reaction GIF by CBS
 
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JohnHughsPartner

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I don’t like being a Conservative Christian MAGA America First Southern White Boy Straight Trump Policy Approving Opportunity for All Meritocracy Always

I LOVE BEING ALL IF THAT AND MORE

AND AS TO YOUR ATTEMPTS AT SHAMING ME AND PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND LIVE THE AMERICA WAY

YOU CAN THANK ME AND THE FOLKS WHO THINK AND LIVE LIKE ME FOR ALLOWING YOU TO THINK AND LIVE YOUR WAY I WOULD NEVER CHOOSE TO LIVE

I WOULD SUFFER DIARRHEA FROM BEING SICK OF MYSELF
You sir, are literally Hitler if you don’t support kids chopping their privates off
 

PalmettoTiger1

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That way we know he really means it.

Spelling in caps helps me with getting liberals to complain about something constructive

Otherwise they only know the word Hitler

I am looking forward to the day they get some new characters to call Trump

Maybe a few Bible names like Herod or Maybe a Roman Caesar like Nero

The libs wear the Hitler moniker out with overuse