Caitlin Clark Watch: First 20+ point Triple-Double…

tigres88

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This story makes no sense.

What "bluff" did he call? She didn't let people go to the bathroom. She didn't let him go to the bathroom, despite him asking. She stood by her rule. No bluff was called. That's not what calling a bluff is. I guess the closest thing to calling a bluff here would be if she eventually caved and let him go.

Regardless, the other really stupid thing is, why would he drink gatorade beforehand? He could have just kept asking to go. Whether or not he actually had to go didn't matter. The only thing that idiot did was put himself in a position where he might actually have to pee, and he wouldn't be able to go, so he'd have to piss himself, or do something really stupid ... like whip out his lil d in public ... in a school (i.e. potential sex offender) ... and urinate. A sane person, in that situation, would have just left and gone to the bathroom.

I think you just tried to make up a story to seem cool (that would track, given your creepy stalker attacking persona), but, in your psychotic state, you couldn't come up with anything that made sense.

.......

Otherwise, you just confirmed that you were not only a urine jar person, but a urine jar family. That also tracks.
Is this dude real 😂😂😂
 

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This story makes no sense.

What "bluff" did he call? She didn't let people go to the bathroom. She didn't let him go to the bathroom, despite him asking. She stood by her rule. No bluff was called. That's not what calling a bluff is. I guess the closest thing to calling a bluff here would be if she eventually caved and let him go.

Regardless, the other really stupid thing is, why would he drink gatorade beforehand? He could have just kept asking to go. Whether or not he actually had to go didn't matter. The only thing that idiot did was put himself in a position where he might actually have to pee, and he wouldn't be able to go, so he'd have to piss himself, or do something really stupid ... like whip out his lil d in public ... in a school (i.e. potential sex offender) ... and urinate. A sane person, in that situation, would have just left and gone to the bathroom.

I think you just tried to make up a story to seem cool (that would track, given your creepy stalker attacking persona), but, in your psychotic state, you couldn't come up with anything that made sense.

.......

Otherwise, you just confirmed that you were not only a urine jar person, but a urine jar family. That also tracks.

Dude.
 
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Moral

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Hoarders hoard jars of urine? Jimmy Morrison nailed it. "People are strange"!

There was one episode where the toilet broke so they filled that with piss and shid, then the sink, and then they moved on to the bathtub. I think they had some pretty serious trauma that lead up to that.
 

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There was one episode where the toilet broke so they filled that with piss and shid, then the sink, and then they moved on to the bathtub. I think they had some pretty serious trauma that lead up to that.
The BCIG track bathroom shidder once had poop piled higher than the toilet seat.

This was before Cooper DeJean played sports for them.
 
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Moral

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The BCIG track bathroom shidder once had poop piled higher than the toilet seat.

This was before Cooper DeJean played sports for them.

I wonder if one person did that or a few people?
 

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Wut?

I love women. Not wanting to watch bad basketball doesn't mean I don't love women. Good lord. Women's volleyball is a good product (not talking about beach ... though that has its own benefits, of course). Women's soccer is actually OK'ish. Women's tennis, too. And even if I didn't like any of those, that still wouldn't mean I don't love, or like, women. Weirdo.

Softball can be pretty decent at the end of the year too. I think women's tennis > men's tennis.
 

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Moral suggested the location for ease of access

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Softball can be pretty decent at the end of the year too. I think women's tennis > men's tennis.
Agreed. I'm such a baseball guy (majors, minors, college, my own 2 boys, etc.) that I don't give it much attention, however. I'll watch the occasional tourney game, though.
 
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Incoming? Fever crushing Seattle.
Could have had one easily. Per usual, she also should have had another 3-5 assists but for mishandled dimes or missed bunnies. If Boston is out for any length of time the season is for naught, given the lack of depth at the 5, unless Caitlin puts this team on her back. Might as well let try and keep fans engaged. We were not live and playing catchup, and when got to the part where she went out in the 4th we turned it off.
 
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He did when they combined with OA
Wow they officially merged in 2018, that is later than I thought. They were already sharing sports when I was in HS.

But in that case would it have been the OABCIG bathroom or BCIG bathroom shared with OA? These are the questions that divide the citizens of small towns.
 
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AFM22

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Wow they officially merged in 2018, that is later than I thought. They were already sharing sports when I was in HS.

But in that case would it have been the OABCIG bathroom or BCIG bathroom shared with OA? These are the questions that divide the citizens of small towns.
When I saw it in 2005 it was just the BCIG bathroom.
 
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Torbee

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This story makes no sense.

What "bluff" did he call? She didn't let people go to the bathroom. She didn't let him go to the bathroom, despite him asking. She stood by her rule. No bluff was called. That's not what calling a bluff is. I guess the closest thing to calling a bluff here would be if she eventually caved and let him go.

Regardless, the other really stupid thing is, why would he drink gatorade beforehand? He could have just kept asking to go. Whether or not he actually had to go didn't matter. The only thing that idiot did was put himself in a position where he might actually have to pee, and he wouldn't be able to go, so he'd have to piss himself, or do something really stupid ... like whip out his lil d in public ... in a school (i.e. potential sex offender) ... and urinate. A sane person, in that situation, would have just left and gone to the bathroom.

I think you just tried to make up a story to seem cool (that would track, given your creepy stalker attacking persona), but, in your psychotic state, you couldn't come up with anything that made sense.

.......

Otherwise, you just confirmed that you were not only a urine jar person, but a urine jar family. That also tracks.
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Torbee

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There was one episode where the toilet broke so they filled that with piss and shid, then the sink, and then they moved on to the bathtub. I think they had some pretty serious trauma that lead up to that.
In my early reporter days, I had to do a story after Health and Human Services responded to a hoarder house in Moline. The only bathroom in the house was absolutely plugged to the brim with paper and human waste and the family was s.hitting in a bucket in the backyard for several weeks. It was one of the most disgusting, depressing situations I've ever encountered in my life. Just horrendous.
 

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Do you guys ever think about how that some of the posters on the forums have a few urine jars around them?
Didn't we already establish that one of the Clemson posters drinks the pee to get it out of the bucket instead of pouring it out?
 
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Moogy

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When white dudes see black women instead of their fave white


Look at our little extremist social justice warrior, Urine Jar, doing his social justice warrioring to the max. So edgy.

The point is, Clark is their star. For better or worse, she's the face of the league ... not just the face of the Fever. She's the only reason many casuals even became at all interested in the WNBA. So one would expect her to be featured in an advertisement to get people to tune in. Instead, they used a rookie, who was only the 10th overall pick, and who comes off the bench to average 9-10 minutes a game, so even if you would tune in to see her, you wouldn't be seeing much of her. Clark is averaging 24.3 Pts, 5 Reb, 9 Assists. Raven Johnson is averaging 1.0 Pt, 2 Reb, 1.3 Assists.

But, you make it about race ... which actually may be their marketing tactic here. They know if they do something stupid that could get the MAGAts and the SJWs battling, that may actually generate more interest than just advertising one of their best players.
 
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GesterHawk

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Dude was an absolute legend. The balls on that kid.

From that point on we all claimed that he "pissed in a gatorade bottle in High School and a substitute teacher reported him for being a sex offender but he never got charged" which is a stretch of the truth but we wanted homie's legend to grow
Honestly, indecent exposure at a school might be enough to trigger the sex offender registry depending on what judge was on the case.
 
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