Is anybody left at the other joint?

PAWrocka

Heisman
Nov 3, 2008
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Nebraska?

penn jillette shut up GIF
People there are more educated, cleaner, and their corn is better. Also, play better football in Nebraska

it’s not a controversial take. 🤷‍♂️
 

PinkShizzle

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Jul 9, 2025
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People there are more educated, cleaner, and their corn is better. Also, play better football in Nebraska

it’s not a controversial take. 🤷‍♂️
Nebraska is 4-10 against Iowa since joining the Big 10 and 1-9 in the last 10 matchups. C'mon man, insult with something real.
Add to it that Nebraska has lost 29 straight games to ranked opponents. Their last ranked win was 2016.

And I'm not a loyalist to the state of Iowa- wasn't born there, wasnt raised there, and don't live there. Just stating the facts: Nebraska sucks at football.
 

like-woahh

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Feb 8, 2014
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Add to it that Nebraska has lost 29 straight games to ranked opponents. Their last ranked win was 2016.

And I'm not a loyalist to the state of Iowa- wasn't born there, wasnt raised there, and don't live there. Just stating the facts: Nebraska sucks at football.

Holy ****, I didn't realize that stat was that bad.

They have to hate us so ******* much right now. They turn into a basketball school this year and have the most historic run in their history that gets ended by the Hawks in the Sweet 16.

It's so glorious.
 

Lindemann

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People there are more educated, cleaner, and their corn is better. Also, play better football in Nebraska

it’s not a controversial take. 🤷‍♂️

Maybe a bit controversial. Iowa has beaten Debbie 10 of the last 11 meetings. They recently went 7 consecutive years without a bowl appearance (17-23). Maybe you're confusing Nebraska of the '80s and '90s with the current program.
 

PAWrocka

Heisman
Nov 3, 2008
21,170
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Maybe a bit controversial. Iowa has beaten Debbie 10 of the last 11 meetings. They recently went 7 consecutive years without a bowl appearance (17-23). Maybe you're confusing Nebraska of the '80s and '90s with the current program.
This is how ****** Iowa is … even their “fans” don’t want to talk about their ****** program and ****** state … they had to infect a Clemson site.

best thing to come out of Iowa is the band SlipKnot. I get it, if I had to grow up in that God forsaken **** hole, I’d be pissed off too.
 
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Lindemann

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This is how ****** Iowa is … even their “fans” don’t want to talk about their ****** program and ****** state … they had to infect a Clemson site.

best thing to come out of Iowa is the band SlipKnot. I get it, if I had to grow up in that God forsaken **** hole, I’d be pissed off too.

Wut?

You're coming off the hinges.

Lol.
 

dpic73

Heisman
Jul 27, 2005
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He is the stereotypical southern dumbphuck who listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd all day. Neck beard in all its glory.
Believe it or not, he's one of the more reasonable righties and has lived his adult life in Maryland. He's had a bug up his butt recently that makes him sound more radical than he is, but for the record, at least he hates Trump, lol.
 

jaxhawk

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This is how ****** Iowa is … even their “fans” don’t want to talk about their ****** program and ****** state … they had to infect a Clemson site.

best thing to come out of Iowa is the band SlipKnot. I get it, if I had to grow up in that God forsaken **** hole, I’d be pissed off too.

Weird, you're more pissed off than anyone here from Iowa. Maybe it's a you problem?
 

hawkeyetraveler

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Aug 10, 2010
5,469
22,128
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Before this invasion, I can honestly say that I rarely if ever thought of the state of Iowa. I did have to , and I stress “HAVE TO”, go to Cedar Rapids for business several times, and hated every second of it.

The highlight of each trip was going to a Buffalo Wild Wings because that is 3* Michelin cuisine in the state of Iowa. Food was somehow worse at this particular BWW, and the only reason I kept going back was that there was a waitress there with HUGE titties and big titties make me happy. She was an Iowa 8, which is a Clemson 4, but the twin peaks were glorious.

Iowa is the state where people can answer the question “I wonder if there is a mid west state that is more boring and shittier than Ohio”. People who live in Iowa should immediately move to Nebraska … it would improve their lives immensely.
Your mistake was not driving 20-30 minutes south to go visit IC. Great food, lots of college age hotties and all the benefits of a world class college town.

This coming from a foodie from Chicago who has eaten at numerous Michelin starred restaurants all over the world.
 

lonestar50

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Dec 21, 2022
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Before this invasion, I can honestly say that I rarely if ever thought of the state of Iowa. I did have to , and I stress “HAVE TO”, go to Cedar Rapids for business several times, and hated every second of it.

The highlight of each trip was going to a Buffalo Wild Wings because that is 3* Michelin cuisine in the state of Iowa. Food was somehow worse at this particular BWW, and the only reason I kept going back was that there was a waitress there with HUGE titties and big titties make me happy. She was an Iowa 8, which is a Clemson 4, but the twin peaks were glorious.

Iowa is the state where people can answer the question “I wonder if there is a mid west state that is more boring and shittier than Ohio”. People who live in Iowa should immediately move to Nebraska … it would improve their lives immensely.
You are unfortunately right about Iowa's love affair with chain restaurants. Lines will be out the door when a new chain opens up. It's strange and I don't understand it. There are good restaurants here but you'd have to put in a small amount of effort to find. Might be too much for you
 

PAWrocka

Heisman
Nov 3, 2008
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You are unfortunately right about Iowa's love affair with chain restaurants. Lines will be out the door when a new chain opens up. It's strange and I don't understand it. There are good restaurants here but you'd have to put in a small amount of effort to find. Might be too much for you
Trust me … I won’t be doing that. I have less than zero interest in visiting Iowa ever again.

I actually hate flying over your piece of **** state because, although low, there is always a chance my flight could be diverted for a medical emergency and I’m stuck there.
 

like-woahh

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Trust me … I won’t be doing that. I have less than zero interest in visiting Iowa ever again.

I actually hate flying over your piece of **** state because, although low, there is always a chance my flight could be diverted for a medical emergency and I’m stuck there.

Iowa City has some of the finest medical facilities in the country. You'll be in good hands sir!
 

BroncHawk

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You are unfortunately right about Iowa's love affair with chain restaurants. Lines will be out the door when a new chain opens up. It's strange and I don't understand it. There are good restaurants here but you'd have to put in a small amount of effort to find. Might be too much for you
Plenty of solid restaurants in CR. Considering where the BWWs are in CR either…

A. His company hates him (can’t imagine why) and put him up in a cheap hotel near Edgewood and he chose BWW of the dozen or so chain restaurants in that area

B. He was staying up nearish Blair’s ferry and chose BWW out of recognition and convenience

C. He went out of his way, and passed several good eateries on the way, to go to BWW
 

AlexanderUrinis

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Add to it that Nebraska has lost 29 straight games to ranked opponents. Their last ranked win was 2016.

And I'm not a loyalist to the state of Iowa- wasn't born there, wasnt raised there, and don't live there. Just stating the facts: Nebraska sucks at football.
How about basketball? They do okay in the tournament this year??
 

AlexanderUrinis

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Your mistake was not driving 20-30 minutes south to go visit IC. Great food, lots of college age hotties and all the benefits of a world class college town.

This coming from a foodie from Chicago who has eaten at numerous Michelin starred restaurants all over the world.
What's the best restaurant you have hit?
 

AFM22

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Oct 31, 2022
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This is how ****** Iowa is … even their “fans” don’t want to talk about their ****** program and ****** state … they had to infect a Clemson site.

best thing to come out of Iowa is the band SlipKnot. I get it, if I had to grow up in that God forsaken **** hole, I’d be pissed off too.
Huh… never looked at it that way
 

NorthernHawkeye

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For those un-initiated/newcomers here is some @fatpiggy lore:

-He acquiesced to a ban bet about an election (I honestly don't know which one) and lost, and rather than owning up to his ban bet, he simply changed his handle from 'olefastball' to 'fatpiggy.'

Apparently HROT had a similar situation where a leftwinger lost a bet but then refused to leave. The only difference is that poster didn't change his name.