BACATOLOGY: 3/11 NCAA Tournament Analysis***Rutgers 95% in***

[Mr. Magoo1]

UAB just shoots instantly every possession. 1 pass maximum. Do they have a coach?

Kennedy used to be a decent coach. Maybe he’s coaching to the level of talent.

 

[BIGRUBIGDBIGredmachine]

So assuming FAU doesn't fold and wins handily, is UAB in or out?

 

[fatsam98]

Dude got his 15 minute Peloton ride in

 

[fatsam98]

So assuming FAU doesn't fold and wins handily, is UAB in or out?

Out of Division 1 basketball hopefully

 

[fluoxetine]

So assuming FAU doesn't fold and wins handily, is UAB in or out?

Well out

 

[Knight Shift]

The fau game really deserves its own thread. It's that special.

Why is that?
We are watching the 1991 Howard Stern vs. Nils Lofgren game. Nils up 30-4.

 

[Mr. Magoo1]

Kennedy used to be a decent coach. Maybe he’s coaching to the level of talent.

I also think he tells all of his players to foul at once, since they are only going to call one of them.

 

[Mr. Magoo1]

So assuming FAU doesn't fold and wins handily, is UAB in or out?

 

[fatsam98]

Honestly, each UAB possession is more comical than the last

 

[fluoxetine]

Gamecast says FAU is 99.9% to win. I'm calling it.

 

[Greene Rice FIG]

I got next.

 

[BillyC80]

Now 70-49 FAU, 4:20 left

 

[carmenst]

This game is over , FAU up 21 with 4 minutes left.

 

[Mr. Magoo1]

Honestly, each UAB possession is more comical than the last

It’s actually quite entertaining. I’m just not sure what sport it is. Like basketball on roller skates probably.

 

[fatsam98]

I got next.

I'm dying

 

[Scangg]

Honestly, each UAB possession is more comical than the last

That one series just now was unbelievable. It had it all.

 

[Mr. Magoo1]

One good head fake, and you’d draw five personal fouls on UAB.

 

[cicero grimes]

We were actually worried uab would steal a bid. If they stole a bid they would just turn it over.

 

[Mr. Magoo1]

One good head fake, and you’d draw five personal fouls on UAB.

It’s a train-wreck. I can’t look away.

 

[BillyC80]

That FAU kid Martin is a baller.

 

[cicero grimes]

I have never laughed so hard during a basketball game at least while sober.

 

[Greene Rice FIG]

Imagine Pike coaching UAB right now. That cool mascot might get a chance to get in the game

 

[Mr. Magoo1]

Seriously, it’s hard to tell how good FAU actually is because UAB is so bad.

 

[fatsam98]

We were actually worried uab would steal a bid. If they stole a bid they would just turn it over.

They were favored!!! I don't understand

 

[Scangg]

For some reason I can't make myself switch to the Duke Virginia game

 

[Mr. Magoo1]

I’m kinda expecting UAB to come out on unicycles after the timeout.

 

[fatsam98]

I have never laughed so hard during a basketball game at least while sober.

I'm in tears. Wife just asked wtf is wrong with me

 

[Scangg]

Seriously, it’s hard to tell how good FAU actually is because UAB is so bad.

I was just wondering the same thing

 

[fatsam98]

For some reason I can't make myself switch to the Duke Virginia game

Probably a snoozefest with ultra serious Jay Bilas not making it any better. This new sport we just discovered is way better.

 

[Mr. Magoo1]

They are on their asses more than their feet.

 

[BillyC80]

So, with this FAU game well in hand, are there any other bid stealers we have to worry about?

 

[cicero grimes]

They were favored!!! I don't understand

I know. I bet fau. Bookies mist not watch a lot of uab games. Maybe Jerry palm set the line.

 

[fatsam98]

Imagine Pike coaching UAB right now. That cool mascot might get a chance to get in the game

He'd have a stroke

 

[Greene Rice FIG]

Please tell me CBS has a deep enough bench that Avery Johnson isn’t doing a game in the tournament

 

[BillyC80]

I’m kinda expecting UAB to come out on unicycles after the timeout.

Ok, that made me literally LOL!

 

[tfio]

So I’ve been waiting to say anything because I didn’t want to jinx it and that’s definitely a real thing regarding Rutgers. But….did almost every single thing go our way this week? I mean I guess maybe PSU, Nc state or Utah state losing earlier would have helped our seed a little and maybe kept us out of Dayton? But other than that, it feels like literally everything fell our way. Zero bid stealers…

 

[Mr. Magoo1]

Well, that was fun! Thanks for the laughs.

 

[Scangg]

"This is not their best game"

 

[fatsam98]

"Walker's just gonna keep shooting..."

Freaking understatement of the century

 

[GM]

For a championship game you’d think UAB would play a little more focused