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btodd0224 n/a?

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Nevermind btodd, I just don't like Evansville is all. No offense.

Yikes

I neither admitted or disclaimed to any knowledge of said missing person. I just stated what I told the Police. 60-80 bags, huh? That’s probably why they didn’t believe me. That and 30 years ago DNA testing wasn’t a thing.

I’ve always said if they gave the world an enema it would be in Evansville so no worries.
 
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cawoodsct

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Apr 27, 2006
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Madisonville is bout that. Y’all not been paying attention? Please do, if you value life.

Cawood leaves out throwing a beer THROUGH the Schem tailgate TV? His real claim to fame? That’s cute.
Lol.
I was going to include Anth and me walking into Hamburg Walmart at 4pm on a Monday to get a new TV.
Anth is good people.
 

catsfanbgky

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Originally from Madville and that’s where I learned to take care of problems immediately.
They’re still looking for the guy that threw chicken bones into my kennel and killed 2 prized bird dogs. Told the police someone probably rented a wood chipper and backed it up to an old mining pit and disposed of him. Even told them they probably chipped up about 40 bags of ice to clean it out before returning it to the rental place but they didn’t believe me.

First of all, reals don't talk about work they put in.

Second of all, I ain't ever heard about you around town, you have no cred.

Ride around the Best Town On Earth with me and I will teach you a few things. I would have you shitting your pants before lunch time. We can roll down East Noel and 2nd North Street, Pride Place and MLK BLVD.

If you ain't never ran on the Dirt Bowl Courts behind the LRC you haven't seen hard or have any cred. Only a FEW white boyz played ball there, you don't just show up and holla "We got winners."

You ever hang out at the Youth Center or Community Center on Friday and Saturday nights ?

Street ****.



lay the points ;

Arkansas
Texas
Mizzou
BYU

Take the points

Cal
 
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btodd0224 n/a?

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Not all woodnchippers are created equal or with the same capacity for ice bags and/or juices

The techniques and technology have changed a lot over the years making wood chippers obsolete. Someone always comes up with a better way to make life easier.
 

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With my luck, the wood chipper would jam on me and I would have to pay for it on top of the lengthy prison sentence. Probably even lose my deposit.
 
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BleedBlueCats21

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Haven't interacted with any of you in the real world as far as I know. I do think I was on the same flight as SAE a couple years ago though.
 
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80 Proof

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Jan 3, 2003
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Yes, I would like to exchange this tv, it... ummm... just quit working... the screen is messed up."

😳
Back in the day I dropped AP.com's first ipod in a coke when it was about 3 hours old. Two hours later Best Buy replaced it due to moisture in the screen.
 

wcc31

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Mar 18, 2002
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Randoms:

- It was 2003. I was a little under two years out of university and I drove down to Louisville to meet a random group of likeminded fellow alumni from UK who I met on a UK sports message board and yada yada the six of us are cruising to Bardstown Road listening to a CD of rap songs they themselves laced the track and locked the flow, hitting on shorties at Molly’s and shooting lunchboxes. Weirdest people I ever met. Been trying to shake them for 17 years.

- 2020’s greatest accomplishment - making me hate sports. So good job.

- On a positive note, The Rewatchables is featuring “The Program” this week.

- Being a dad is OVERALL cool so don’t parent shame me, Sloot, but with a stressful job and all, my brain is reaching capacity and I keep forgetting little ****. Never been that guy so it’s driving me nuts.

- I mean I had to explain to my wife why a pyramid scheme was bad while watching a recent HBO murder mystery docuseries. That and the trend of QAnon **** on Facebook from BITCHES a few months back has me at an all-time low with suburban white women. Again, NO OFFENSE if you’re reading this, honey.

- Still chapping my *** so many supposed UK fans were taking **** off of Western.

- Mentioned before but the fake long hair trend I see from supposedly attractive women is among my least favorite trends.

- Look, I may have had a few dbag tendencies in my 20s, but no one ever saw me attend a “white party” - everyone at said party wearing white.

- Asked this on Facebook but I’ll bring it here- who do you take on a Christmas album: Ray, Stevie or Otis? Give me Otis but it is cloooooose.

- Tell ya what- Garfield used to have some damn good holiday specials. Lost to history, I guess.

- NKY all the sudden flush with Buffalo Trace picks. I know that’s not moving the needle in bourbon brag groups but I like them neat damn near as much as expensive ****.

- There’s a point in life where you’re making enough money that you start to confuse want and need.

- Beat ND, UCLA and Louisville. Simple.

- High school QB recruiting marcus welby playing roulette.

- Good night, you filthy animals.
 

UK_ENGR

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Dec 12, 2007
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To the best of my knowledge, I’ve never met anyone here face to face but have had some close encounters. I once sold Huber some fb tickets via email, was unfortunate enough to be standing in close proximity to pti in the lower concourse of CS once and had to listen to his embarrassingly weak attempt to chat up some chick, once parked beside Anth at Billy’s BBQ. That’s all I got...oh except that I used to date Rob’s wife.
 

BBdK

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First of all, reals don't talk about work they put in.

Second of all, I ain't ever heard about you around town, you have no cred.

Ride around the Best Town On Earth with me and I will teach you a few things. I would have you shitting your pants before lunch time. We can roll down East Noel and 2nd North Street, Pride Place and MLK BLVD.

If you ain't never ran on the Dirt Bowl Courts behind the LRC you haven't seen hard or have any cred. Only a FEW white boyz played ball there, you don't just show up and holla "We got winners."

You ever hang out at the Youth Center or Community Center on Friday and Saturday nights ?

Street ****.
 
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Wodie sloot

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Chad, I certainly won’t parent shame you, especially for forgetting ****. I’m just glad to know you have mom brain too.

I will, however, shame you for leaving out the next part of the story of meeting those two guys from the Internet in Louisville b/c you didn’t mention you all then drove to Nashville to visit me for the rest of the weekend.
 

Mossip

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Jul 20, 2007
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Not really paying much attention to these games tonight. Really just background fodder, but the ESPN theme music puts me in a better mood. There was a time there in October where I had no point of reference for what time of year it was, so it's good to hear something familiar for normalcy's sake.

GOAT sports ditties:









The March Madness one actually gives me low-key anxiety.
 
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