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MattJones

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Mags with the freezing cold take on Vols being an SEC also-ran forever.

You and Strokin would be perfect Tennessee fans. Have one good half (in which the opposing team hands you a bad snap TD and fails on two 4th and 1s) and all of a sudden you are "BACK!" and a contender

Vols gonna Vol and will remain Vol-ing (with their fans maintaining their delusion) for years on end
 

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Going to 502 tonight for the game.

I've gotten "the talk", twice.

Apparently I am unaware people in the neighborhood will be there so I don't know I should not act like a fool.

Simple lady, I've come a long way from ripping the pajamas off (bottoms 1st) my body after a UK loss.
Was it you who ripped his underwear off through the dickhole after a loss once?
 
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Memphis is like 5 hours closer to Ole Miss than UT, and Nashville is far from a UT stronghold. They really don’t have a great recruiting base by SEC standards.

Given their exceptionally high demands, that’s a very tough place to win. I mean, despite their historically magnificent 2-0 start.
 

Strokin_Bandit

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You and Strokin would be perfect Tennessee fans. Have one good half (in which the opposing team hands you a bad snap TD and fails on two 4th and 1s) and all of a sudden you are "BACK!" and a contender

Vols gonna Vol and will remain Vol-ing (with their fans maintaining their delusion) for years on end

It’s called a reverse jinx, hero. I assume that is on page 1 of your “How Can I Mimic Bill Simmons’ Career Arc” owner’s manual, yes?
 

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I guess that was meant to be a putdown Strokin, but like most of the posts I read from you on here, it was difficult to comprehend and ultimately illogical and nonsensical.

But yes, I have tried to mimic the career of the most successful modern sportswriter in America. I haven't yet sold my company to Spotify for 25 million bucks, but I will keep trying.

You got me!!!!!
 

Kooky Kats_anon

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You and Strokin would be perfect Tennessee fans. Have one good half (in which the opposing team hands you a bad snap TD and fails on two 4th and 1s) and all of a sudden you are "BACK!" and a contender

Vols gonna Vol and will remain Vol-ing (with their fans maintaining their delusion) for years on end
K. Losing to Georgia on the road isn’t the bellwether - but what they do with the rest of the schedule is.

You stated they’d be middling - at best.

But - like it or not, they’ve recruited at the same level as UF the past 5 years and (particularly horrendous portion of your take) this is what you said they couldn’t do.

I hate UT with a passion, but they’ve passed us, Mizzou and USC. If they get a good QB, they will be a threat to take down any team in the league.

we needed to beat them last year.

by default (Vandy USC Mizzou UK) - Tennessee is in the top third of the SECE.
 

Strokin_Bandit

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I guess that was meant to be a putdown Strokin, but like most of the posts I read from you on here, it was difficult to comprehend and ultimately illogical and nonsensical.

But yes, I have tried to mimic the career of the most successful modern sportswriter in America. I haven't yet sold my company to Spotify for 25 million bucks, but I will keep trying.

You got me!!!!!

Not a put down. Just figured you would know what a reverse jinx is, and the context of how it is used in real time.

Just keep skipping through my posts, please. It’s obvious you don’t read really read them in the first place. I’m also sorry I lit you up in a barnstorming tour game about 12 years ago. You should’ve put Bobby Perry on me much sooner!
 

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Unless it's 3rd and forever, he should never pass. He's slow, he's indecisive,he stares down the receiver he's going to throw to, he's inaccurate and we're built to run the ball.
 
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Could have convinced the 630AM crew otherwise. I clicked it off as Dusty Bonner and that chick were verbally massaging Wilson’s balls. He’s basically a combo of Mike Vick and Joe Montana. Per them.
 
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I don’t know what people have seen in eight years that leads you to believe that Mark Stoops can ever develop a QB.

Put in Gatewood. It’s just going to be the same ****.
 

UKwizard

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I know we didn't win a **** ton of games back in the day because of our defense but by God that Air Raid was fun as **** and it felt good to be a UK football fan for the first time in my lifetime.
 
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