GYERO ARCHIVE
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I knew that when the Pilgrims brought armadillos over from England that there'd be trouble.
What a crappy day if you get a call from your doctor “hey Kevin, yeah your tests came back and you have the plague. We will be by to load your corpse on a laden cart tomorrow” I mean that’s an ALL TIME bad day
UK_Dallas likes to say that he fell into unemployment almost by accident, and on Tuesday, as he sought to calm a GYERO gripped with fears over the slumping coronavirus economy, he suggested he would have thrived in another profession — stock advisor.
“I like this stuff. I really get it,” UK_Dallas boasted to reporters during a tour of the bank where Jason Witten keeps his money in Dallas, where he met with actual investors and financial experts who are feverishly scrambling to avoid another depression. Citing a “great, super-genius uncle” who taught at Murray State, UK_Dallas professed that it must run in the family genes.
“People are really surprised I understand this stuff,” he said. “Every one of these experts said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability.”
“I like this stuff. I really get it,” UK_Dallas boasted to reporters during a tour of the bank where Jason Witten keeps his money in Dallas, where he met with actual investors and financial experts who are feverishly scrambling to avoid another depression. Citing a “great, super-genius uncle” who taught at Murray State, UK_Dallas professed that it must run in the family genes.
“People are really surprised I understand this stuff,” he said. “Every one of these experts said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability.”
Well, eff him anyway. Probably did 30X the crimes he was actually caught for.
Down to UK, Fla, and OkSt imo.
Whoops, going to have to tell three different state bars I'm only a paralegal!
Odds that pretzel_logic is actually a fat guy sitting in his mom’s basement in his underwear? Over.
****** shorts:
- Going through a refi. 2.375 for a 15 yr note is just unbelievable. Pretty sure my wife or I will kill each other fighting over what docs we need and where they are but feels good for the moment. I don't even think my car note is that low. Should pay off the house in 11 yrs if we can manage to keep our asses put.
- Realized another redass thing the wife does. Points to turn going somewhere we've gone a 100 times. YES I KNOW THIS IS THE LIGHT - WE F'ING LIVE 3 MILES AWAY! I love her but I'd like to shake the **** out of her sometimes.
- Only listen to Rogan pods and only when driving. Will take an interesting PC over music 99/100 on the road.
- Found some Ecco loafs. I'm a sandals guy but trying to unrube some. I think they're TOO nice for my usual attire. Most comfortable dress, golf and loaf around. Canadians even nail the 1/2 size.
- Florida is about to get a yankee influx. Neighbor listed yesterday and had 14 offers within a few hours and pending sale. Dope *** house that would sell quickly in a down market but keeping tabs on everything, seems like Florida is refuge from the NE and not sure they're leaving. No problem with it but keep those ****** politics out of here and remember why you left.
- Big fan of pro golfers ripping *** on the course and every mic picking it up. Keep saying this is the golden age of watching golf. Farts definitely help that.
- Just want to have the election in the rearview. Whoever wins won't matter but guarantee the covid fear-mongering goes down substantially.
- Lost the battle on getting the pup clipped. Just can't support that cruelty. He's constantly mistaken for a pit, which he has some pit blood but his mastiff side is what you get. All bark and straight up poosay if you turn around. Curled up under my desk right now because of the thunder.
- Is pretzel the blonde smokeshow that yours truly called out once upon a time thinking she was some rando dork and got embarrassingly called out? Hope so.
- Going through a refi. 2.375 for a 15 yr note is just unbelievable. Pretty sure my wife or I will kill each other fighting over what docs we need and where they are but feels good for the moment. I don't even think my car note is that low. Should pay off the house in 11 yrs if we can manage to keep our asses put.
- Realized another redass thing the wife does. Points to turn going somewhere we've gone a 100 times. YES I KNOW THIS IS THE LIGHT - WE F'ING LIVE 3 MILES AWAY! I love her but I'd like to shake the **** out of her sometimes.
- Only listen to Rogan pods and only when driving. Will take an interesting PC over music 99/100 on the road.
- Found some Ecco loafs. I'm a sandals guy but trying to unrube some. I think they're TOO nice for my usual attire. Most comfortable dress, golf and loaf around. Canadians even nail the 1/2 size.
- Florida is about to get a yankee influx. Neighbor listed yesterday and had 14 offers within a few hours and pending sale. Dope *** house that would sell quickly in a down market but keeping tabs on everything, seems like Florida is refuge from the NE and not sure they're leaving. No problem with it but keep those ****** politics out of here and remember why you left.
- Big fan of pro golfers ripping *** on the course and every mic picking it up. Keep saying this is the golden age of watching golf. Farts definitely help that.
- Just want to have the election in the rearview. Whoever wins won't matter but guarantee the covid fear-mongering goes down substantially.
- Lost the battle on getting the pup clipped. Just can't support that cruelty. He's constantly mistaken for a pit, which he has some pit blood but his mastiff side is what you get. All bark and straight up poosay if you turn around. Curled up under my desk right now because of the thunder.
- Is pretzel the blonde smokeshow that yours truly called out once upon a time thinking she was some rando dork and got embarrassingly called out? Hope so.
We really need a good cat fishing or random fur coat story in this thread
Depends. If it’s a higher proof, definitely adding a cube. If it’s 90 or so, I’ll take it neat.
I don’t drink anything neat, and scotch should be drank with ice as as it melts the water brings out more of the flavor.
pretzel_logic, sorry to hear about you being licensed to practice law in three states.
Drink it how you like. Don't let Bourbon Bully Geese tell you how to drink it.
Now if it is a really good expensive bourbon I'll drink it neat. If I'm just having an end of the day 3 finger pour then I add ice.
To woodfordandwater (my water is frozen)
Top 5 ices:
1> on my boo's wrist
2> when a fool steps out of line, so he had to get iced
3> some you pick up on the corner
4> anti-Mexican government agency
5> in a highball glass, with a tall pour of bourb
In order to be overrated, then you have to be extremely highly sought after/highly thought of/overpriced/overmarketed/overhyped/etc. I mean, it's virtually IMPOSSIBLE for Four Roses to be overrated. That's preposterous. It's the exact opposite.
I mostly drink everything neat. I will also try everything, once, with ice or a splash of water.
Rarely do I like many bourbons watered down.
Tonight I’m blending a 45% wheater and a 21% rye to create an 4grain group pick for a group. Per their request, I’m excited to see if it works, per my experience it won’t.
The wheater alone is one of the best I’ve tried.
Rarely do I like many bourbons watered down.
Tonight I’m blending a 45% wheater and a 21% rye to create an 4grain group pick for a group. Per their request, I’m excited to see if it works, per my experience it won’t.
The wheater alone is one of the best I’ve tried.
neither is the Four Roses Small Batch Barrel Strength.
Their barrel picks(all mashbills I've tried) and small batch select are both awesome bourbons.
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