GYERO ARCHIVE

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It is amazing how many famous people end up being exactly 180 degrees opposite of how they present themselves. Be it the philandering conservative family values type or the woke liberal feminist sexual predator. Like completely the opposite.
 

UK_Dallas

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Rules. Those gums though.......

 

MaxPowerrr

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I try to focus more on the people who come off in public like an ******* bit in real life are real salt of the earth types.


Me, basically.
 

joeyrupption

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- On our bi-weekly all-company COVID call, we can submit anonymous questions to be answered by the CEO. This week, somebody asked if this would affect mid-year promotions (FY starts in October - The answer was “yes.”)

- I would be able to work from home almost indefinitely, the only calculus I’m considering is losing my car stipend. Need to maintain my CPO KIA lifestyle at all costs, IMO.

- Finally set up the big TV in the new house, got a new basketball delivered, and found a heap of beef jerky I had bought for “future me” and forgot about. We’re rolling here now.
 

paintrain_cat

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Would love to be a fly on the wall during Andy's love making sessions with his wife.

Gov: Could I interest you in some mutually agreed to coitus honey?

Her: Sure Andrew

Gov: I'm going to start by removing your blouse and bloomers if that's acceptable to you?

Her: I love that you are so forward.

Gov: My penis has reached it's apex, can I enter you?

Her: it was made to enter me Andrew

Gov: Is this style and speed favorable to you?

Her: Perfect

Gov: CAN I HAVE YOUR PERMISSION TO EJACULATE?

Her: The warm towel you prepared for me is ready. Release it Andrew.

I can't believe this got over 25 likes in THIS thread. Was it supposed to be funny?
 

cole854

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If there's one person I don't care to ever hear about or see again it's Matt Bevin.

No argument, but one thing is fact...he damn sure wouldn't be delaying the restart of our economy like Gov Dipshit is. I hope Cincy is ready for the onslaught of Kentuckians as soon as their restaurants and bars are phased in.
 

anthonys735

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No argument, but one thing is fact...he damn sure wouldn't be delaying the restart of our economy like Gov Dipshit is. I hope Cincy is ready for the onslaught of Kentuckians as soon as their restaurants and bars are phased in.
An inanimate object could've won that election. Chief could've won. Instead he turned into a raging lunatic.
 

drxman1

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This how I know PTI took a wrong turn in life. No respectable 40 year old guy should ever shame another nearly 40 year old guy about spending money on himself, much less on a f*cking grill.

FOH.

*cough* you know I got this free charcoal grill at the park down my block that cooks food too. Gets it hot with grill marks and everything. FOR FREE.

Dumb asses.
 
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wcc31

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Shorts:

- Annoys me how much **** the bitches on Rafters give davekersey. Maybe he has legit sources. Maybe he’s an old guy who’s somewhat full of ****. Who cares. If you live and die with internet recruiting gossip, that’s on you. Be a real fan and live-and-die with November first halves against midmajors like me.

- I’m an absolute loon but give me Haarms and all the sudden, I’m hype about next year’s squad again. Haven’t had that kind of defensive presence inside since ‘15 (the year we ruined our undefeated season by only shooting 5 threes against Wisconsin for reference).

- Truly believe Allen’s emergence will be the glue that mends, bonds and returns my relationship with Showkilla. Guy can’t resist a hot shootin Kentucky boy.

- Wife’s showin pretty good now. ****’s getting more real by the day. Just to think, next time we bitchslap South Carolina , I’ll be a father.

- In the middle of McMillions. I’d pour a few with Agent Mathews for sure- dude’s a hoot.

- The high school photo Mrs. Boat posted of the good doctor is [laughing].

- I need some high proof tonight. Maybe that gasoline they call Elijah Craig Barrel Proof.

- Also need a good takeout option. Purple Poulet perhaps. Fried chicken or possibly shrimp n grits. Maybe both.

- Big weekend here. My dogson Blue turns 4 on Monday. Best dog ever.

- Top 5 Brooks & Dunn Songs:

1. Neon Moon
2. Brand New Man
3. My Maria
4. Red Dirt Road
5. How Long Gone

- Go ahead and rack me, @KingLlama .
 

cole854

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Maybe i'm wrong but I just dont imagine many rational individuals busting across state lines to stand shoulder to shoulder with crowds at a Cincinnati bar if they are early to open back up.

Define rational...those who peruse Lowes and Wall World on a weekend these days, or someone who would enjoy a reservation at Tony's w/ limited seating and adequate spacing?

Sorry, I use common sense, but I will not be fear mongered into my basement until 2022 like some I know.
 

anthonys735

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Old School Title Friday "Rondos from the Pondos":

-The Doc and I have a bro date at a steakhouse as soon as this puppy lifts. I'll be ordering the biggest slab of meat Jeff Ruby will sell me. (preemptive f*ck you to PTI)

-G found fart noises on Alexa. They just play nonstop and it's possibly the greatest thing he's ever heard. 20 minutes this morning of farting. He's just sitting there doing a puzzle and acting like he's farting. Proud moment.

-Needed yesterday. Finally some optimism in the air.

-Am I the only one noticing ESPN trying to mimic Barstool's social media style during this? Obviously more PG but retweeting silly at home videos. K.

-I'm 100% on board with Thayer -> Get the f*cking ponies running in the Kentucky.

-Dave is just ok. Not a fan of weird nerd rap anyway. May give it another episode and that's about it.

-90's Hip Hop on the morning workout playlist inspired F5 :
ATCQ - Scenario
Wu Tang - CREAM
DJ Quick - Tonight
Digital Underground - Same Song
Mase - I Need To Be
 
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