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mashburned

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THEYRE TURNING NUTTER INTO A DAMN HOSPITAL!!!!

Someone needs to get **** right down there. This cannot happen.
 

BernieSadori

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*I'll save my $15 and buy some rot gut and try to forget what we've missed. Trying to be positive and not get into the "what-if" world of wonder.

*Supporting locals tonight.

*Friday 5
Tyler Childers - Lady May
Sammy Kershaw - Vidalia
Randy Travis - Digging up Bones
Jackson Browne - Somebody's Baby
GnR - Mr. Brownstone

*Fast Times, 16 candles, a d Porky's queued up for the weekend.

*Added a fire pit to the front porch. Weather will be perfect for some bourbon sipping and front porch sitting....whoooo!

*Sunglasses for a wide head?

*My wife is hiring at her call center if anyone has been affected by layoffs.

Word.
 

btodd0224 n/a?

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Do you take it for Arthur?

I take it for Palindromic Rheumatism.

Saw a study that said beards act as a filter against the virus. It stated that with a beard you’d be 40% less chance of catching it. Also gives me a reason not to shave.

So the new approach to getting out of NCAA sanctions is to self impose a ban on the ‘19-20 NCAA tournament that was never held. The ACC is quite creative on that subject.
 

UK_ENGR

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Most top brand hair clippers already out of stock on Amazon. Who would have thought in 2020 America it would be a challenge to keep tp to wipe your *** or get a haircut...
 

joeyrupption

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- I am down 19.5 lbs since March 2nd (still somewhat FAT). I mentioned it earlier, but I’ve always had high metabolism and knew I could drop it if/when I wanted to by not just eating like an ******* all-day-everyday, and I’m too lazy to cook a lot for myself at home. It used to be a latte and a donut almost every morning, steak burrito w/rice and beans, bowl of chips & salsa, 2-3 cokes at lunch every other day, another office fridge coke in the afternoon, JJ’s with chips, cookie and cokes, a pint of ice cream every other night, big dinners, a lot of Sprecher’s root beer, etc.

-In addition to diet, the exercise of moving an entire houseworth of furniture and crap into a new house by myself helped as well, no doubt. Should be plateauing here soon.

- My old basketball was flat, smashed, and ruined. So on the hoop at the new house I’ve been using girl’s balls that were left by the previous owners. Shewee, that is the way to ease back into things after not playing a pick up game for 15+ years. At this rate I’ll be back down to my NYC game weight of 185 in no time.

-At work (from home) yesterday, I had my first conference call gaffe. I admonished my son to be quiet while I was on a call (and wasn’t on mute) “You have to be quiet while I’m on a call.” The poor vendors were on eggshells the whole time like I was about to tell them to “get off the shed.” But they were all understanding. Anyway, it was my wife’s fault, so I’m really happy I wasn’t admonishing her instead. Win-win.
 
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[roll]The SBA portal is having major issues.


Of course it is! I don’t trust that anything will operate efficiently when it comes to any government related program. What a **** show.

Banks have received conflicting information all week regarding terms/rate and did not have official & final guidance until last night at 10:00.

Meanwhile some lazy, fatass is sitting at their desk in Washington eating Cheetos and collecting a paycheck.
 

anthonys735

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If I'm not mistaken the large corporate franchises avoided the Family First Bill but are included in the SBA loans. So that's neat.
 

UKStoleMyFish

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40 states are on lockdown, but not mine. Fine by me, as I come to the office every day and don't see a soul. And if I were forced to work from home, I wouldn't get dick accomplished, thanks to the fact that there are several very loud children terrorizing my house on a daily basis. Wife is slowly going insane, God Bless her.



42 years ago today. Greatest SI cover ever.

 

catsfanbgky

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"Every time we see yall round here we gonna chase you down, get yo **** and get the hell out." had a nice little legal touch to it. Really let the perps know the seriousness of it. Shorty's Food mart, well of course, with a name like Shorty's you should have known it wasn't legit.

Was very profitable at Gulf Stream today.

Race 6 $4 WIN / PLACE on the #7 paid $48.00
Race 6 $2 Ex. Box on the #1 / #7 / #9 paid $187.80
Race 9 $2 Ex.. Box on the #3 / #7 / #9 paid $222.60

Played the whole card and some races with multiple bets, ended the day up $430.60.

Combine that with the $94 I won on the Florida Derby card and its been a nice couple of days.
Can't wait to get back at it tomorrow and give some of it back, 2 days of winning, I am due a losing day, just the way it works.

I have 2 pending plays in the Asian Basketball league :

Yulon Dinos (no Flintstones) -5.5 $25
Bank Of Taiwan UNDER 87.5 team total $25

100% All of it IS true. Go back, look at results from yesterday, do the math. Unlike some in here, I do not live in a make believe world where I make up **** to impress someone. Try it sometimes, it is pretty damn good. Like I said, I expect to lose today, I have bet the 9 races today also.

Here is you a freebie, just because i do not mind helping a brother out.

Race 9 - Gulf Stream

$2 exacta box 2/5/7


Oh it is true, very true.
 

justa

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Feb 23, 2003
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The perfect pen is the Uniball Signo 207 Micro. Been using those suckers for 15-20 yrs. Buy a box about every 8 months. Only pen I will use and usually always have one clipped to inside of the 2nd button down.
 

joeyrupption

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Still a bit confused on how you can offer renter's protections but not the people paying the mortgage on the property (not that my tenant was paying anyway)
Probably because it’s not your primary residence
and the main point is to keep people away from others in their primary residence.
 

roguemocha

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#pentalk

Walked 3.5 miles with Pops this morning. He loves just walking at houses and such. Quality time.

Helped an ex paint her new room and hang curtains because I’m an idiot sucker, apparently. Took two days and I got one lunch out of it. Again, I’m stupid.

Helping her paint had my back sore so no workout today. Probably eat my way through the day.
 
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Probably because it’s not your primary residence
and the main point is to keep people away from others in their primary residence.

providing a temporary forebearance for an investment property owner who has a tenant that isnt paying rent, wouldnt require any additional personal interaction at all
 
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CAT Scratch FVR

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How have none of my degenerate friends married a stylist? May have to just #2 or 3 it around the sides the best I can and live with it.

I think we all had BRAX as having a wife as either a hair stylist or nail salon attendant in the GYERO pool. Throw in some gum snapping and the picture is complete.

Gyero-man is not bringing a hairstylist to the Lexington Room at Keeneland.
 
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roguemocha

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Rent is going to be a motherf****er for a bunch of people down here. Landlord texted and said mortgages stayed the same so does rent. I get it but I payed mine and had to let her know the roommate doesn’t have his, nor will he next month. Setting up a payment plan which wont work either. Going to be very interesting the next month or so.
 

joeyrupption

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providing a temporary forebearance for an investment property owner who has a tenant that isnt paying rent, wouldnt require any additional personal interaction at all
The point is not to keep you from being in public, you already have a primary residence and don’t need to leave it. Your tenants’ primary residence is their rental unit. The point is to keep them from being “on the street.”
 
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