GYERO ARCHIVE

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Eddie Gran has a raging boner watching this Niner drive.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

Not valid. You had 2 weeks and you get in after the game starts?

I took a look today to see who was playing, then looked up who the quarterbacks were. After that I had to do some yoga for mindfulness. Lost track of time, sorry. My pick is a stone cold lock, guaranteed though.

 

[cricket3]

You know what would really kick the Super Bowl up a notch? A commercial about a man with Alzheimer’s!

-someone at Google.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

oh hell yeah minions

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

These commercials are so boring this year. Ugh. I don’t even know why I watch anymore.

 

[cawoodsct]

John needs a Super Bowl commercial more than Mark.

 

[Hank Camacho]

John needs a Super Bowl commercial more than Mark.

Kentucky Basketball: Our Coach Is Not Too Fat To Wear A Tie!

 

[buckethead1978]

Who do you wax (personality excluded) J Lo or Shakira?

 

[Brandan Stroud]

Wal-mart totally wins the super bowl this year lol! A soulless corporation put movie references in a commercial haha wow never thought I’d see it!

-Facebook tomorrow

 

[cawoodsct]

I’m sick of seeing a bunch of ***** on stage.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Shakira in a rout

 

[Hank Camacho]

Shakira in a rout

False. If I didn't have to listen to her horseshit, I'm a J. Lo man all the way. She's amazing to look at. And irritating.

 

[Brandan Stroud]

Who is Cuban Nelly on stage? Is he big with the Brax clan or something?

 

[cawoodsct]

She’s 50. Good lord.

 

[btodd0224 n/a?]

Welcome to the Mexican Halftime Show

Sponsored by Mexican Avocado!

Cartel approved

 

[mashburned]

This Spanish Ali G is hilariously awful.

But JLo is top notch grade-AAA entertainment.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Can we just go ahead and have a funeral for actual football at the Super Bowl?


Long overdue. Good lord.

 

[Brandan Stroud]

Women pop stars and Spanish speaking rappers.

Prime football demographic outreach

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

I am NOT a fan of all this Spanish at the halftime show.

 

[Ron Mehico]

I’m a huge fan of all the Spanish *** at the halftime show, for the record.

 

[cawoodsct]

I had to change underwear after the halftime show.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Shakira >>>>> JLo. Not close imo.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Shakira >>>>> JLo. Not close imo.

JLo does have 7 years on her.

 

[Midway Cat]

Who do you wax (personality excluded) J Lo or Shakira?

Yes.

 

[UK_Dallas]

JLo does have 7 years on her.

JLo still gets it done on a very high level. Shakira is just a level above.

 

[krazykats]

deebo coming......

Who?!?

DEEBO!!!!!!

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

REALLY looking forward to the bitching about “all the Mexican sangin” that is sure to follow that halftime show.

 

[Brandan Stroud]

Lotta coomers ITT

 

[Teriecat]

* I am just so glad that I am at an age where I don’t have to worry about how cool and cynically sophisticated I look, and I can just sit here and enjoy the whole Super Bowl experience. The whole range of commercials, the half time show and the football.

*I lucked out at the Kroger’s today and found two leftover six packs of Sam Adams White Christmas. I love that stuff and I am enjoying one now.

* Any one of you yahoos would fall all over yourselves to wax Shakira or J Lo. :100points:

 

[IB4UK_rivals31204]

REALLY looking forward to the bitching about “all the Mexican sangin” that is sure to follow that halftime show.

Already seeing multiple posts. “Thought this was an American event. NOT MEXICAN FIR GODS SAKE.”

 

[UK_Dallas]

Ballgame.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

What's so hard about these halftime shows? Just an empty stage, Chris Stapleton, a single acoustic guitar, a metal folding chair, and a domestic in a bottle.

The worldwide audience and stadium crowd of 100k+ people would eat it up.

 

[krazykats]

Only people I see complaining are the ultra conservatives.

Any man complaining is assumed a ***, no?

 

[Col. Angus]

What’s concerning is that he’s had 3 of his 4 worst teams in the last 5 years.

1. 13
2. 18
3. 20
4. 16

Almost like he hasn’t been landing those college game changing top 5 recruits anymore or something.

 

[IB4UK_rivals31204]

Only people I see complaining are the ultra conservatives.

Any man complaining is assumed a ***, no?

There is more than a little irony in this statement.

 

[UK_ENGR]

Some Twitter gems...

* Halftime show? More like Asstime show

• Halftime show is why we need a wall

* Didn’t know the Super Bowl was being played in Puerto Rico

* Should have had option to press 1 for English

 

[[email protected]]

I’m starting to think one can find a ridiculous take on any situation on Twitter.

 

[justa]

Ballgame.

 

[cricket3]

You’ve got a team inside the 10, how do you not have a camera on the goal line to confirm a TD in any football game? Much less the Super Bowl.

 

[PuffyNips]

That one shot was pretty much down the line and showed the tip of the ball breaking the plane.