Cal Pokes Fun at Loserville

[IHATEUAVEL]

during the UK Alumni Basketball Tip Off Luncheon at Churchill Downs some real zingers

 

[Doctor-J]

This thread is useless unless you can provide at least one example.

 

[FrankUnderwood]

Context?

 

[Bill Withers]

Good to know, I suppose...

 

[The_Answer1313_rivals]

lol i mean seriously..........I'm guessing like 0.0000001% of this board is at that luncheon.

Gonna need a little more context here lol

 

[JamesLee]

 

[CatEye2010]

COME ON MAN! GIVE US THE ZINGERS!!!!

 

[Cawood86_rivals]

Cal: "You know they play in the Yum Center, but it's more like the dumb center.....amirite"

 

[SaltyDeezStyle]

Cal “ you know rupprafters insiders are frauds and they secretly root for Louisville”. Especially the fisherman.

 

[MarvinHagler89]

Ok? You are quite honestly becoming one of the worst posters ever.

 

[sambowieshin_rivals]

"What's black and white and red all over?? A ceiling squirt party at Minardi Hall."....

"Why did the Cardinal cross the road? To get away from NCAA sanctions and into Katina Powell's pants."....

They call him the Cardinal Comedian Coach Cal now.

 

[Shawn (uk7spd)]

That is MB-quality gif/video placement. Well done sir.

 

[Drcats2025]

Cal ending joke, “but they didn’t have a leg to stand on!!” (Crowd erupts) Cal, “Now, let me tell you one I heard about a guy who pretended to be a cop.” (Adulterers begins to mop his way out the door)

 

[Macys Socks]

 

[STL_Cat]

Rectum?! Damn near killed him!

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]

"The other day while I was taking a **** I started wondering what Pitino was up to, then I looked in the bowl and found out." Cal

 

[Dr. H Lecter]

Little Brother walked into a bar. The bartender said....that had to hurt.

 

[Rush2112 UK]

Ok? You are quite honestly becoming one of the worst posters ever.

"Becoming?"

 

[chroix]

Starting to wonder if 2adulterers wasn’t married to Karen Sypher at one point.

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]

I for one love the op.

 

[Backer cutter]

Guess we gotta wait till the book comes out.

 

[tmuck]

Spill the beans, Grover.

 

[David Beirne]

Man it was great having at Churchill Downs. I even had a pic with Big Dan Issel. I see why they called him Big Dan. He was very cordial and pleasant to talk to. Looks great ! :smiley:[thumb2][banana] The lights flickered and Cal's mic quit working and he said "every time I'm in Louisville something like this happens.

 

[BlueWorldOrder74]

 

[IHATEUAVEL]

COME ON MAN! GIVE US THE ZINGERS!!!!

Cal said “we have no problems in our program unlike the local school “ didn’t mention Little Brother by name but everyone knew who he was talking about

 

[IHATEUAVEL]

Man it was great having at Churchill Downs. I even had a pic with Big Dan Issel. I see why they called him Big Dan. He was very cordial and pleasant to talk to. Looks great ! :smiley:[thumb2][banana] The lights flickered and Cal's mic quit working and he said "every time I'm in Louisville something like this happens.

Cal said must be a curse on Louisville

 

[IHATEUAVEL]

Guess we gotta wait till the book comes out.

No just busy since lunch

 

[IHATEUAVEL]

I for one love the op.

Thanks

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

I'll bet there were many guffaws between puffs on expensive cigars and sips of brandy....

 

[IHATEUAVEL]

This thread is useless unless you can provide at least one example.

See above

 

[CatEye2010]

Cal said “we have no problems in our program unlike the local school “ didn’t mention Little Brother by name but everyone knew who he was talking about

Ok now that, that's a good one!

 

[FrankUnderwood]

Cal ending joke, “but they didn’t have a leg to stand on!!” (Crowd erupts) Cal, “Now, let me tell you one I heard about a guy who pretended to be a cop.” (Adulterers begins to mop his way out the door)

:joy: @ mop his way out the door

 

[Backer cutter]

Ahh, I see you tried the chicken.

 

[CatEye2010]

A Cardinal fan, an ISIS fighter and an ex-con walked into a bar. The bartender said, "we don't serve your kind here".
Only the Cardinal fan walked out.

 

[FrankUnderwood]

Cal said “we have no problems in our program unlike the local school “ didn’t mention Little Brother by name but everyone knew who he was talking about

ha! Nice.

 

[Bowfreak.]

:joy: @ mop his way out the door

That was gold. LOL!

 

[David Beirne]

I'll bet there were many guffaws between puffs on expensive cigars and sips of brandy....

Ahh, I see you tried the chicken.

It was delicious. I asked one of the waitresses if we could have another plate and damned if she didn't come back a few minutes later with more. Told her I was kidding. She said are you sure? I said yes ma'am. She was a fun
waitress !

 

[Backer cutter]

Well what happened to the other plate of chicken? Big Dan get it?

 

[Drcats2025]

:joy: @ mop his way out the door

Was hoping someone caught the janitorial reference lol

 

[CatPhight_rivals65113]

The more things change, the more they stay the same... [laughing]